Pirates Versus Ninjas

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 7:19 PM

NO SOULLESS VAMPIRES!! *cough cough* sorry about that.

Anyway, if any of you own Soul Calibur 3, you would know that two of the occupations you can choose for your created characters are, quote: "pirate" and "ninja." Ninjas use kunai (laymans: two short daggers) and pirates use your basic Chinese sword.

As it turns out, ninjas kick the utter $|-||T out of pirates 3 out of 4 battles, due to superior jumping attacks and faster attacks. Pirates just suck.

I think a little chaos is in order.

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Sunday, March 5, 2006 7:58 PM

Dammit, just made a Pirate and a Ninja fight each other (played by Jesus and Hitler, yes, THAT Jesus and Hitler) and the pirate owned ninja ass! More on thi contest later, folks.

I think a little chaos is in order.

HYDRAGON

Monday, March 6, 2006 4:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hydragon:
The Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate is just a cover-up for the REAL argument.

Vampire Slayers vs. Psychic Ballerinas

Of course, there's also Vampire Slayers Vs. Space Bandits.

THEPISTONENGINE

Monday, March 6, 2006 5:08 AM

Or the ULTIMATE battle. Malcolm Reynolds vs. Chuck Norris. Who'd win? The swordsmaster or the master of the roundhouse kick?

Quote:
Originally posted by Hydragon:
Quote:
Originally posted by Hydragon:
The Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate is just a cover-up for the REAL argument.

Vampire Slayers vs. Psychic Ballerinas

Of course, there's also Vampire Slayers Vs. Space Bandits.

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Carry the Nuttin'

THESOAPBOXER

Monday, March 6, 2006 5:56 AM

I've got a big ass cannon and a Physics book that says a large, resounding "Pirates."

Yar.

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HYDRAGON

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 5:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ThePistonEngine:
Or the ULTIMATE battle. Malcolm Reynolds vs. Chuck Norris. Who'd win? The swordsmaster or the master of the roundhouse kick?

Nathan Fillion beats Chuck Norris.

SIXSHOOTER

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:38 AM

Pfft.
You're all wrong.

Vikings. Yep.

They beat everyone.

They come from the land of the ice and snow.
Of the midnight sun, where the hot springs blow.

All they do is fight; sail around in badarse looking long boats and pillage like it was going out of fashion.
If you even think about crossing them, they axe a window into you, carve '#1 dad' into your forehead and use it as a mug.

Big, bearded dude sipping mead out where your brainpan used to be.
Can ya dig it?

AZTECHROME

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 7:59 AM

Totally Ninjas.

Ninjas are freakin' awesome. And by awesome i mean totally sweet.

Ninja's wail on guitars. They chop people's heads off. When they don't do that, they mostly fly.

common knowledge.

THEMANTHEYCALLEDJAMES

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:42 AM

Pirates have big ships with Cannons...and Ninjas live in Japan were ships capable of leaving were outlawed

Pirates blow up Ninjas the end

ZOOT

Tuesday, March 7, 2006 8:57 AM

When I saw the words "Pirate" and "Ninja" in the same sentence, I naturally assumed you were refering to this:

http://drmcninja.com/index.html

Dr McNinja - well worth a read, despite the good and eponymous doctor having a Scottish name and Irish ancestry - still, can't expect our cousins across the water to get the different parts of the UK in order when we don't even know which states are in the middle ....

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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