Pirates Versus Ninjas

POSTED BY: themantheycalledJames
UPDATED: Wednesday, March 8, 2006 23:27
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THEMANTHEYCALLEDJAMES

Sunday, March 5, 2006 5:58 AM

Not only was Serenity one of the best movies of 2005 but it ends one of the greatist philosofical debates of our generation...pirates v Ninja

Mal=Scifi Pirate
Operative=Scifi Ninja

there you have it Pirates win...and Ninjas are "Whiners"

FLETCH2

Sunday, March 5, 2006 6:21 AM

Yes but it takes both of them working together to kill a Mockingbird

http://www.stanford.edu/~scodary/tkam.htm

HYDRAGON

Sunday, March 5, 2006 6:43 AM

The Pirates Vs. Ninjas debate is just a cover-up for the REAL argument.

Vampire Slayers vs. Psychic Ballerinas

SCORPIONREGENT

Sunday, March 5, 2006 7:38 AM

Interesting question. It seems to me that neither is prone to fight fair.

Scorpion Regent

THEPISTONENGINE

Sunday, March 5, 2006 7:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by themantheycalledJames:
Not only was Serenity one of the best movies of 2005 but it ends one of the greatist philosofical debates of our generation...pirates v Ninja

Mal=Scifi Pirate
Operative=Scifi Ninja

there you have it Pirates win...and Ninjas are "Whiners"

Mal and the operative aside, Pirates would wax ninja ass any day. Argh, me mateys!

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Carry the Nuttin'

CHRISMOORHEAD

Sunday, March 5, 2006 8:05 AM

I gave a long discourse of the great Ninja-Pirate Wars of the 80's to a few comrads in the Army one time. I even included the part about the Cowboy cease-fire of 87', but they all thought I was joking.

Have you ever:
Used your teeth as wire strippers?
Given yourself stitches?
Made improvised munitions with no base supplies?
Pissed in a canteen?
Gone a month without bathing?

If so, you MIGHT just be a !HOOAH MOTHERF*CKER!

HARDAN

Sunday, March 5, 2006 8:08 AM

Pirates, hands down!

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CITIZEN

Sunday, March 5, 2006 9:56 AM

What if the Ninjas were Space Monkey Ninja's, what then?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
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UROTSUKIDOJI

Sunday, March 5, 2006 11:10 AM

pirates are nothing but scurvy infested, stanky ass, illiterate roustabouts. their cheap rusty cutlasses would shatter against a ninja's sword, assuming the pirates heard the ninjas sneaking up in time to draw their pathetic swords, which they wouldn't.

oh, and Reavers are basically space pirates, and River is a ninja ballerina, so do the math on that. Ninjas will always reign supreme.

"You can guess what happens next."
"He fixes the cable?"

KIZYR

Sunday, March 5, 2006 4:21 PM

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Originally posted by Urotsukidoji:
pirates are nothing but scurvy infested, stanky ass, illiterate roustabouts. their cheap rusty cutlasses would shatter against a ninja's sword, assuming the pirates heard the ninjas sneaking up in time to draw their pathetic swords, which they wouldn't.

oh, and Reavers are basically space pirates, and River is a ninja ballerina, so do the math on that. Ninjas will always reign supreme.

Can't agree with that... Reaver's main goal is killing and defiling. Pirate's main goal is money.

It's the goals that define who you are. So pirates will want money, more money, and the stuff that can be bought with money (this includes, in Mal's case, freedom). Ninjas want to serve their masters; no other purpose.

Now, masters can die. So when the ninja's master dies, he becomes useless. Money can't die; folks will always be making money, and wanting more of it, so the pirates purpose is never gone.

Ninja might win the battle, but pirates will still be there after the war. KF

~KF

Lord, I'm walking your way. Let me in, for my feet are sore, my clothes are ragged.
Look in my eyes, Lord, and my sins will play out on them as on a screen. Read them all.
Forgive what you can and send me on my path. I will walk on until you bid me rest.
~Haven Prayer

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