Everything is not what it seems, I've discovered a horrible truth
POSTED BY: agirlyman
UPDATED: Sunday, March 5, 2006 23:38
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Quote:Hey, where can I get one of these? I could use it at work.
Originally posted by zoid:
It takes all the fun out of getting insulted when you have to consult your Moron-to-English dictionary in order to even read it, let alone understand it.
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I don't disagree on any particular point.
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And.... I got nothin'.
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DonCoat queried, regarding the Moron-to-English Dictionary:
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Hey, where can I get one of these? I could use it at work.
Barnes & Noble, $48.95 USD. For non-readers, a 'book-on-tape' version in native Moron-language is also available on 20 cassettes, $1000.00 USD (cash only, no loose change accepted); English version $35.95 USD, five cassettes.
Enjoy.
v/r,
-zed
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"I aim to misbehave." -Capt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity, a.k.a. 'the BDBOF'
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Quote:
Originally posted by agirlyman:
The Chain of command
"It's the chain I go get, and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin command here"
You couldn't beat me, even if you did have a chain.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
You should never give powers to a leader you like that you’d hate to have given to a leader you fear
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Quote:Er... maybe I should have mentioned that my first language is English, not Moron...
Originally posted by zoid:
DonCoat queried, regarding the Moron-to-English Dictionary:Quote:
Hey, where can I get one of these? I could use it at work.
Barnes & Noble, $48.95 USD. For non-readers, a 'book-on-tape' version in native Moron-language is also available on 20 cassettes, $1000.00 USD (cash only, no loose change accepted); English version $35.95 USD, five cassettes.
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I don't disagree on any particular point.
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You can tell that the recent witty interpretation wasn't AGIRLYMAN's idea, just by looking at the title of this thread. He was being too abstract and got paranoid.
As one 12-year-old (although I'm not cocky and annoying) to another:
Riddle me this: If the Alliance jumped the gun, where did it leave the Operative?
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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You can tell that the recent witty interpretation wasn't AGIRLYMAN's idea, just by looking at the title of this thread. He was being too abstract and got paranoid.
As one 12-year-old (although I'm not cocky and annoying) to another:
Riddle me this: If the Alliance jumped the gun, where did it leave the Operative?
Dang it double-posted.
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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DonCoat wrote, in reply:
Quote:
Er... maybe I should have mentioned that my first language is English, not Moron...
I assumed as much. I just didn't want to leave the other side of the coin unpolished.
I actually recommend the $35.95, 5-cassette version. So many of the Moronic gutturals are difficult to spell, when they are spelled correctly in the first place; it's easier to translate from the native Moronic slurred and drooly speech, as spoken aloud...
And of course the Moron-to-English translation only requires 5 tapes (as opposed to 20 in the reverse) because so many Moronic words and phrases mean the same thing in English, id est: "I'm proud to be a Moron."
v/r,
-zed
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GrayAlbatross:
You write very well for a twelve-year-old. In fact, you write very well for a 25-year-old. Good to have you on the board.
v/r,
-zed
P.S.
There's a clickable label at the bottom of your posts titled 'Edit'. It won't remove the double post entirely, but you can at least delete the extraneous words from the duplicate post (also, change any wording or spelling, if you discover an error after posting). Just so's you know...
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