You know it's 2006 when. . .

POSTED BY: Cybersnark
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2006 17:59
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CYBERSNARK

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:16 PM

Just got this in my Email, and had to share:

You know you're living in 2006 when

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

MAL4PREZ

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 9:00 PM

hee-hee!!

totally got me on #12 - 15!

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, February 15, 2006 9:01 PM

16. You have connection difficulties when the active directory refuses to connect across the network because you put the wrong year in the rebuilt server.

Well, that's how I knew it was 2006 today. True story.

PDCHARLES

Thursday, February 16, 2006 12:58 AM

17. You are wearing a brown coat and desperately waiting for the BDS.

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U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

BARCLAY

Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:18 AM

18. You got this in 2005 and wonder what wise guy decided 2006 was the exact same year.

"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com

JOSSISAGOD

Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:24 AM

Man, I TOTALLY did 14 and 15! This post KILLED ME! You are truly a genius!

PDCHARLES

Thursday, February 16, 2006 1:26 AM

19. You are so used to Instant Message, Email is the new "Snail Mail".

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U gonna be smart here Riva?!?

NEEDY

Friday, February 17, 2006 5:23 PM

Man that's hilarious!

and like others, 12-15 described me perfectly...

oh and I just passed it on via email

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

DIAVO

Friday, February 17, 2006 5:55 PM

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
IM, not email.
This is true (IM) even for college roommate IN THE SAME ROOM! circa '99

COSMICFUGITIVE

Friday, February 17, 2006 5:59 PM

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