The Sereni-Tree, the Ocean Cloud, and Escape From Boros

POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Friday, February 24, 2006 17:35
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MALICIOUS

Monday, February 13, 2006 10:40 PM

(Mal-Licious enters, guns blazing) OKAY!! EVERYBODY FREEZE!! THIS IS A THREAD-JACKING! PLEASE REMAIN CALM. DON'T MOVE, SCREAM, TRY TO PRESS THE ALARM BUTTON OR CALL IN THE ALLIANCE AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

Now, TRM, please relate the entire history of the 'Tree since I've been gone in 5 words or less. Thank you.

(Hint: "We've missed you, Mal-Licious" or "Mistress! You are gracing us with your presence! We are not worthy!" would be good)

This has been a test of the emergency thread-jacking system. If this had been an actual emergency, I wouldn't have been here, I'd have been saving my own ass.

Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

PSYCHICRIVER

Monday, February 13, 2006 11:29 PM

Mistress! You are gracing us with your presence! We are not worthy!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

COZEN

Monday, February 13, 2006 11:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
5 words or less... been saving my own ass.

Yep, 'bout sums it up.

*Walks through the hail of bullets, accidentally avoiding them all.*

*Places tulips in the barrels of Mal-licious's guns.*

, Mal. Predictably early for V-Day, n'est c'est pas?

*As he prostrates himself, he considers the small number of digits representing the measure, in nanoseconds, of what remains of his lifespan.*

CALLMEATH

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 2:37 AM

*Drops whatever he was doing and prostrates himself before the Most High Mal-Licious.*

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

JADEHAND

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:40 AM

There
Were
Pirates.
Not
Worthy.

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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion

THEREALME

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:41 AM

The full impact of what he is witnessing takes a moment to register in TheRealMe’s brain. He blinks once. Twice.

Hastily, TheRealMe bows.

“MALICIOUS! MISTRESS MOST HIGH! Against all hope, you have returned to us! A five word summary of the last ten or fifteen threads? Of course: ‘Maliciousless, we struggled in vain.’”

“I trust that you enjoyed your months in the World’s Most Comfortable Chair that I made for you? I must apologize for the disintegration of your pair of Mal-clones. I’m afraid that Cozen could not sustain their structural integrity without the black hole energy he tapped during his time as a star cluster. But look! I have taken the liberty of collecting the dust that used to be Mal-clone1 and Mal-clone2, and have put it in this fine decorative hourglass!”

TheRealMe hands the hourglass over to Malicious, hoping that this will placate her.

“Monkeytail, cabana boy of old, was found, and was asking after you. Ummm… Well, he was around here somewhere… Also, we have collected many new people since you last walked among us, Mistress. I suspect that a third of the crew has never met you.”

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

THEREALME

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 4:51 AM

With the return of Malicious, I felt the need for a more compact summary of our adventures than exists in the Complete Guide. What follows is a list of the major plotlines (with thread numbers) involving the Clubhouses, the Treehouse, the Sereni-Tree airship, and the Sereni-Tree starship. Also, I have included the first appearances (and subsequent re-appearances) of various members of our crew. Note that many former crew members have been omitted, as I wanted to concentrate on the folks that we have now.

THE CLUBHOUSES, THE WAR BETWEEN THE SEXES, THE WOMEN'S MINIONS, A GREAT FRIDAY NIGHT PARTY (1-3)
Ebonezer (1), ThatWeirdGirl(1), Malicious(1), Elwoodmom (1, disappears, reappears infrequently), Jake7 (1-3, then disappears until 12), Static (2, then disappears until 11), SoulOfSerenity (2, then disappears until 19), Monkeytail (3, then appears infrequently, returning 31), TheRealMe (3)

THE TREEHOUSE, THE THREE SWITCHES WAR, PSYCHICRIVER’S KIDNAPPING, THE INVASION OF THE ELDRITCH HORROR INOLA TEG (4-6)
Mai (4), PsychicRiver(4), SimonWho (4), TheGreyJedi (4-6, then disappears until 11), Rat (6)

BUILDING THE AIRSHIP, SEARCH FOR EBO, THE GALA PAGEANT, MAI-QUEST1 (7-11)
Montanagirl (7), The Seven Brides (8), Cozen (8), TheGreyJedi and Static (both return in 11)

THE LOVE BOAT, REAL PHYSICS, KIDNAPPING AND RESCUE, RAT’S MENTAL WARD (12-13)
Jake7 (returns in 12)

BUILDING A STARSHIP, TALKING LIKE PIRATES, THE MUTINY OF RAT, THE COZEN STAR CLUSTER (14-15):

RUKUS, BDH CLONES, A BEACH PARTY WITH VOLLEYBALL, ESCAPE FROM RUKUS (16-18)
Needleseye (16)

BLACK DIAMOND SKI RESORT, THE FEMALEREAVER HUNT, YETI, GIANTS, ANTS, RE-HUMANIZED COZEN, ESCAPE FROM BLACK DIAMOND(19-21)
Bride1 (slain and put in cryo), CallMeAth, Lissa, SoulOfSerenity (returns)

RETURNING TO EARTH-THAT-STILL-IS, THE SECOND MUTINY OF RAT (22-23)
CallMeSerenity, MollyTheParrot, Emma, Nugget the Meteor Troll

BIRTHDAY AT THE ORIGINAL CLUBHOUSE, ENEMY INVADERS ATTACK (24-25)
Jazaf, Malicious disappears until 39, Bluefishie? XanderLHarris?

THE DARK SOUL, FIGHTING OUR EVIL SELVES, THE TWO SERENI-TREES (26-27)
Bluefishie? XanderLHarris?

DANDELIONS, THE PIFFLEPONY RACE, SOUL’S FIREFLY, A REAVER ATTACK (28-30)
Piffle101, CastIronJack, SafeAt2nd

THE MADNESS OF ARKHAM, SOUL’S WAKE, THE RETURN OF THATWEIRDGIRL (31-33)
Monkeytail (returns), Noskillz, SoulofSerenity (until 32, then departs until 35), Phantom

MAI-QUEST2, PIRATES, NEW ARRIVALS, BOROS, THE OCEAN CLOUD SCAM (34-39)
Citizen, LightMeDark, KellyofLuthien, ScorpionRegent, Jadehand, Seryn, ItsAWash, SoulOfSerenity (returns again), Malicious (returns in 39)

TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

RAT

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Rat, I need those names.

What? I gave them to you in the last thread!... Didn't I tell you? Check your pocket!!

*Hands out dossiers on each of the people the crew will be impersonating.*

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
EVERYBODY FREEZE!!

*Freezes!*

____________________________
Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE

KELLYOFLUTHIEN

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 6:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Now, TRM, please relate the entire history of the 'Tree since I've been gone in 5 words or less. Thank you.

(Hint: "We've missed you, Mal-Licious" or "Mistress! You are gracing us with your presence! We are not worthy!" would be good)

Mal-licious

I'm going to add cursing and the hurling about of things to my repertoire.

*waves to Mal-licious*

5 words: "I'm new and not worthy!"

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MAI

Tuesday, February 14, 2006 7:03 AM

Welcome Back! We've missed you!

Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com

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