Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Nestor (the original mechanic): Hmm...I've never been called a chicken before. Shiny!
Mal: Well I seem to remember the chicken actually crossed the road. Yes I have heard a joke before. Don't faint.
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Nestor (the original mechanic): Hmm...I've never been called a chicken before. Shiny!
Mal: Well I seem to remember the chicken actually crossed the road. Yes I have heard a joke before. Don't faint.
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Okay, this chicken's clearly running on its last legs. :) You gotta pitch in here, guys.
Inara: Should I start with the part where it's stranded in the middle, or the part where it has no clothes?
Mal: Chickens always do. That's what makes em special.
River: ... He looks better in red.
--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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ENSIGN
It's a carrier, blew out a few months
back. No survivors, but it was only
run by a skeleton chicken anyway.
CAPTAIN
Damn shame. No point in checking for
Chickens...?
MAN
You going on a trip, Chicken? Need
safe passage? We're cheap, we're
cheap and clean, The BRUTUS is the
best ship in the 'verse. What's your
des, chicken, we're hitting the other side of the road--
Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Stitch: You keep me locked up in a box for four years then have the nerve to ask me about a chicken?!?
Used Road Salesman: Now, this here side of the road... you fix her up nice and you'll be crossing her until the day you die.
Well Dressed Man: Listen, Chicken, I came down here to make sure you crossed the road, not to get chopped up by the Canton Cars and left to bleed in the street!
Fess: I sent an override to the crossing signal. Lifted the Do Not Walk for the chicken.
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Mal: If that chicken crosses the road, I guarantee you'll see something new.
Girl at party: The other side of the road was better last year.
Chicken: Why, what was there last year?
Girl: Standards.
Tracey: You just murdered the chicken.
Mal: No son, it murdered itself.
Mal to chicken: You wanna cross the road?
Chicken: Yeah.
Mal: Well...you can't.
And now for the light bulb jokes:
How many Badgers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in, but only after bargaining with the second one, who happens to have his hands on a couple...light bulbs.
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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Jayne: *all choked up* Ya'll crossed a road...on account'a me?
Wash: What this marriage needs...is one less CHICKEN. Right now, it's kinda crowded.
River: No chicken in the 'Verse can stop me.
Jubal Early: You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this chicken is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome.
Ranse Burgess: *evil, satisfied smirk* The chicken...is mine.
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Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Your Reaver lightbulb post made me laugh out loud--rare. No I'm not stalking you, apparently I read the same posts as you tonight. And you have a great sense of humor. This note is my random act of kindness for the day :)
Thanks again!
Amylisai
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Thank you for your lightbulb list, SimonWho! It made me laugh with glee. Totally awesome!
Amylisai
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ok zipply, the wedding night one just about killed me. It's a good thing I went to college so's that I got hooked on Firefly and understand dirty jokes too. All the effort was worth it haha
Amylisai
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