Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Thanks guys. You have no idea how badly I needed a good laugh today! :D
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Originally posted by SameErtia:
Thanks guys. You have no idea how badly I needed a good laugh today! :D
Yeah. I had a heck of a good time today here. :) Laughing is so healthy! Too bad this board can't make a thread "sticky". Now it just scrolls off the list within minutes (unless, of course, I cleverly bump it, like so, lol).
I guess the most fulfiling part of this board for me really is, that I am exactly among that which I think FireFly is all about: family.
Yeppers; in a 'verse where everyone is equally insane, you're normal. :)
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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Alliance: Offical Statement "The Alliance denies any reports of said chicken crossing a road. Said chicken has never existed, and said road is not pedestrian safe"
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How many crewmembers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. Kaylee to identify the broken bulb and tell the other how to replace it... and Mal to sit around in the dark room till some passerby comes by with the new bulb.
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Chickens galore. :)
Jayne: Don't make no sense.
Mal: It ain't about you, Jayne; it's about what it needs.
Dr. Mathias: It's madness.
Inara: Because it's a believer. It's intelligent, methodical, and devout in its belief that crossing the road is the right thing to do.
Teacher: because this side of the road could no longer sustain its numbers, they were so many.
I'm fine. I'm giddy. :)
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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More chickens
Dobson: I don't care. You don't think I'll shoot a chicken?
Sherrif at Paredeso (Train Job): Don't much know why the chicken would want to cross to this side of the road.
Crow: You keep your chicken.
Ruby (Safe):
Elder Gommen (Our Mrs. Reynolds): The chicken is our gift to you.
Stitch: You lock me up in a hot box for four years and now you're handing me a chicken?
Rance Burgess: The chicken is mine!
"You are on the Global Frequency."
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Originally posted by Barclay:
Ruby (Safe):
OMG. I laughed so hard at that, you have no idea!
Teee heee heee.
*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.
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Originally posted by Jacqui:Quote:
Originally posted by Barclay:
Ruby (Safe):
OMG. I laughed so hard at that, you have no idea!
Hahaha! I just now 'got' the joke myself. :) As far as I'm concerned, this one is on-par with the original River line. So very very clever!
EDIT:
Come to think of it, this has got to be the most brilliant line in the history of writing. No Shakespeare, no Jane Austen, no nobody, has ever said such a funny thing in literally zero words! :)
Priceless; absolutely priceless!
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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LoveBot: (slowly waves as chicken crosses road)
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Originally posted by asarian:
Come to think of it, this has got to be the most brilliant line in the history of writing. No Shakespeare, no Jane Austen, no nobody, has ever said such a funny thing in literally zero words!
Priceless; absolutely priceless!
Just thought I'd single that out. And put it on my resumé
"You are on the Global Frequency."
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