Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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(Road, speaking to Chicken on their wedding night):
"I swell to think of you on me."
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I'm not worthy, but...
MAL: Kaylee, get the chicken. We need a hood ornament.
And...number of Fox execs it takes to change a lightbulb: none, they canceled the socket.
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Nandi: Because it intended to sin, and needed to make a long, slow confession.
Reaver: Grrr Argle Burgle Grr!!! alternately: Because it wanted to sew the skins of other chickens into it's own.
Joss: Because he crossed the road less traveled on, and they cancelled his frikkin' show!!!
Two By Two with Hands of Blue: ::zaps chicken with pen that causes chicken to bleed to death::
Dobson: Because it waved everything to the Alliance, including how many nosehairs you have.
Sir Warrick Harrow: Because it wanted a fancy sash.
These are so much fun!!!
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Inara: "Do aliens live among us?"
Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."
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Joss: Will I ever tell the Chicken's Backstory? You'll just have to wait and see...
(...even though the show is cancelled, and I don't know exactly what your waiting for...)
Wash: (repeat) Look at that grace! He's like a leaf on the wi-(car!)
"Someone Tries to Kill You, You Try and Kill Em' Right Back"
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Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Inara: It's a mutually beneficial business arrangement. The chicken crosses the road, which allows it to expand its client base, and the road finds that having a chicken cross opens doors to certain jokes that might otherwise be closed to it.
HA! That was priceless!
Personally, I am of the opinion that the chicken crossed the road because Jayne tried to eat it, Mal and Zoe inundated it with war stories, Wash threatened it with a plastic T-rex, Kaylee wanted to hug it to death, Inara told her she chose it very carefully from a long list of prospective chickens, Simon couldn't think of anything more flattering to say than that it was the only fresh food on the ship, Book tried to explain to it why only two chickens were allowed on Noah's ark, and River told it she could turn it into a crispy-fried dinner with her brain.
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Please remember that the 9:30 show is completely different from the 7:30 show. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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Omigod, this thread is priceless.
Joss must just think we're sick puppies, but since he's the one who brought the chicken to the party in the first place, he can't blame us!
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This thread is so funny, I'm so glad I clicked on it!
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Hwaaa ha hhaaaa! 
; (Rolls on ground laughing uncontrollably) SHINY, Shiny, shiny,...
The Seedak Comend you, Hom-dichons, all around!
And also Lord Garfunkle the Hamster King sends his personal approval.
Let me try
Simon: I don't know... I'll have to run some tests first
River: (runs and catches the chicken, stares at it) Contradictions, false logistics... it doesn't make sense.
Mal: Was it space monkeys? It was maybe running from some terrifying space monkeys that got loose?
Jayne: You dumbass hogs, the only people crossing the road are us on this boat!
Zoe: Does the chicken have a problem with its brain being missing?!! (Crossing the road is totally dangerous for a chicken)
Wash:It was trying to reach This Land.
Kaylee: How do you know it didn't just want to see the other side? Sometimes chickens have feelings you know. And I am referring here to chickens.
Inara: I know this chicken. He has this warped sense of honor... He thinks he's this tough, hardened chicken, and he can be unrelenting, but...
Book: I don't care what crosses the road... Just cross the road!
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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MURPHY:
Why Mrs. Chicken, what a vision you
are in those fine feathers. Must have
taken a dozen hens a dozen days
just to get you into that get-up.
'Course your daddy tells me it takes
the space of a Col. Sanders wink to
get you out of 'em again.
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