Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
POSTED BY: ayrad
UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Operative: He isn't the plucky hero. That road is not the grand arena.
Inara: And that's not chicken.
Operative: He isn't the clucky hero. That road is not the grand arena.
Inara: And that's not a chicken.
"Jayne! Try not to steal too much of their shit!"
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Quote:BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Originally posted by dog13000:
Wash: Look at that grace! He's like a leaf on the wi-(car!)
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Just keep walking, chicken-man! ...
Mal: Advice from an old tracker. You want to find someone, cross the road.
Chicken: Been off the road for a spell. Like to walk it a while.
Book: When I talk about the road, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?
River: ... Squish!
Book: How it got there is the worthier part.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
Just keep walking, chicken-man! ...
Mal: Advice from an old tracker. You want to find someone, cross the road.
Chicken: Been off the road for a spell. Like to walk it a while.
Book: When I talk about the road, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?
River: ... Squish!
Book: How it got there is the worthier part.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
OH TOO FUNNY. Someday I want to be a comic genius like you.
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Chicken / road?
You have no idea. And you never will.
It'd been wanting to cross the road from the moment it showed you its guns.
There was some kind of hot cheese over there.
So is it still a road after it's been crossed? Does the road, the thing, have purpose? Or does the chicken -- what's the word?
Hell, I don't know. If I'd wanted to know that, I'da gone to school.
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Imbue
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Why did the prairie chicken cross the road?
They had boy whores! How thoughtful.
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Some chicken feed:
Pupil: chickens aren't real.
River: Ask her!
Simon: Eta kuram na smekh!
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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Okay, this is officially the funniest thread in FFF.net history... I am seriously CRYING from lauging so hard.
Thank you. I needed that.
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"Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'."
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Love asarian's teacher, Operative/Inara, and chicken.
Mal: No, a bad day is when someone's yellin' spooks the chickens. Understand? You ever see chickens stampede when they got no place to run?
River: They weren't chickens this side. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the road, and they remember what they are.
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I am Jack's username
Mulder: How many chickens have to cross the road before you will believe?!
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What's with these chickens? They never lie down! :)
Joss: To get to the Easter egg on the other side.
Mal: They tell you never to hit the road, but it's on occasion hilarious.
Chicken: My turn!
Inara: It's a mutually beneficial business arrangement. The chicken crosses the road, which allows it to expand its client base, and the road finds that having a chicken cross opens doors to certain jokes that might otherwise be closed to it.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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