Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
POSTED BY: ayrad
UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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One chicken to another:
"Did a gorram feather just fly off my butt???!!!"
Everyone dies alone.
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Chicken revisited:
Wash: Chicken's come home to roost.
Chicken: This is a good death.
Operative: I'm impressed that he would cross the road himself, and that he would make it this far, in that outfit.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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Taste like Chickens:
Mal: Well, they tell ya, never laugh at a Chicken Crossing a Road, but it is on occasion hilarious.
Kaylee: Up until the chicken, it was a real nice party.
Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market chickens.
River: He's lost... lost in the woods.
Wash: Look at that grace! He's like a leaf on the wi-(car!)
River: Two by Two, Beaks of Blue..
"Someone Tries to Kill You, You Try and Kill Em' Right Back"
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Quote:
Originally posted by asarian:
And, finally, a word from our plucky hero himself:
Chicken: Go HWONG-TONG! :)
Operative: He isn't the plucky hero. That road is not the grand arena.
Inara: And that's not chicken.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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River: That's not a chicken.
Zoe: Sir, I think we need to lock her in the closet again...
Jayne: Should I get the grenades?
Mal: That is clearly a chicken and there will be no big bangs when all we have to is wait for the gorram chicken to get across...
Kaylee: Should we be helping the chicken?
Wash: Do we care? I mean, are we caring about the chicken *look from River*--er--clearly debatable moving object?
Simon: River, I am 100% positive, statistically speaking, that it's a chicken.
River: There is no such thing as being 100% accurate in statistics. The highest level of power in statistics is p>.01.
Jayne: We're on....a different level?
Wash: Why are we caring so much about a chicken?
Mal: This is my gorram ship and we are not going to stand here for a gorram hour debating over a gorram chicken! Look! It's already on the other side of the road! Are we shiny??
Badger: *BANG* Not anymore it isn't.
River: ....that wasn't a chicken....
One day I will be like River...one day far, far, far from now...and maybe in a different dimension...with cats...
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jayro:
Magistrate Higgins: My son's out there... I pray to God, losing his chicken.
Oh, God! *falls over laughing* That one caught me SO by surprise! Priceless!
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Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Okay, I'm sure there will be better but... (oh and spoilers for Serenity within)
How many Washs does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he dies three quarters of the way through so that you are genuinely afraid for the other characters when they change the bulb.
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
How many Books does it take to change a light bulb?
"You know, God said 'Let there be light' but I think true change has to come from within."
How many Kaylees does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to say "Shiny!"
How many Simons does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to clean the new bulb, another to change the bulb and a final one to worry about River having eaten the old bulb in the first place.
How many Inaras does it take to change a light bulb?
None, she's used to working in the dark.
How many Mals does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to tease Inara about it being red.
How many Rivers does it take to change a light bulb?
"I ate a bulb."
How many Zoes does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Brilliant. The one about Inara is a personal fave. *grovels at feet* You're just plain brilliant!!!
You paid money for this sir? On purpose?
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MATT!! We miss you. Are you going to Serenity 3?
How's your life? Are you rich and famous yet?
We're off to California in a couple of weeks and I'm wondering how you liked YOUR trip there??
Oh, and to contribute to ongoing chicken discussion:
Zoe: The chicken didn't look careful. Got hit by a mule. She's torn up plenty, but she'll fly true...
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The browncoats: Our gorram chicken got hit by a FOX news truck and didn't MAKE it to the other side of the road.
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