Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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How do I say this without being ... mean?
C Thomas Howell? What, if anything, appeals to anyone about C. Thomas Howell? He was the only drawback to "Kindred". To see the rest of the show, I had to suffer through his utter vacuum of personality.
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Okay, I'm sure there will be better but... (oh and spoilers for Serenity within)
How many Washs does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he dies three quarters of the way through so that you are genuinely afraid for the other characters when they change the bulb.
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
How many Books does it take to change a light bulb?
"You know, God said 'Let there be light' but I think true change has to come from within."
How many Kaylees does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to say "Shiny!"
How many Simons does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to clean the new bulb, another to change the bulb and a final one to worry about River having eaten the old bulb in the first place.
How many Inaras does it take to change a light bulb?
None, she's used to working in the dark.
How many Mals does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to tease Inara about it being red.
How many Rivers does it take to change a light bulb?
"I ate a bulb."
How many Zoes does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Okay, I'm sure there will be better but... (oh and spoilers for Serenity within)
How many Washs does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he dies three quarters of the way through so that you are genuinely afraid for the other characters when they change the bulb.
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
How many Books does it take to change a light bulb?
"You know, God said 'Let there be light' but I think true change has to come from within."
How many Kaylees does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to say "Shiny!"
How many Simons does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to clean the new bulb, another to change the bulb and a final one to worry about River having eaten the old bulb in the first place.
How many Inaras does it take to change a light bulb?
None, she's used to working the dark.
How many Mals does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to tease Inara about it being red.
How many Rivers does it take to change a light bulb?
"I ate a bulb."
How many Zoes does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Pardon my french but that is F'n awesome!
Love Inara's and Mal's!
We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.
"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young
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Boss Higgins: to retrieve 60,000 stolen by Jayne Cobb
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Originally posted by SimonWho:
Okay, I'm sure there will be better but... (oh and spoilers for Serenity within)
How many Washs does it take to change a light bulb?
One but he dies three quarters of the way through so that you are genuinely afraid for the other characters when they change the bulb.
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
How many Books does it take to change a light bulb?
"You know, God said 'Let there be light' but I think true change has to come from within."
How many Kaylees does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to say "Shiny!"
How many Simons does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to clean the new bulb, another to change the bulb and a final one to worry about River having eaten the old bulb in the first place.
How many Inaras does it take to change a light bulb?
None, she's used to working in the dark.
How many Mals does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and another to tease Inara about it being red.
How many Rivers does it take to change a light bulb?
"I ate a bulb."
How many Zoes does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
freaking hilarious. i read them aloud and got some laughs. i like the Zoe one. :)
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Absolute last call. :)
How many Washs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "What this marriage needs is one less light bulb."
How many Inaras does it take to change a light bulb?
"What did I tell you about changing bulbs in my shuttle?"
How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
It just takes one to screw her.
How many Books does it take to change a light bulb?
"You cannot change a light bulb, it changes you."
How many Simons does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But the boy spent his entire fortune developing the contacts to infiltrate the place.
How many Zoes does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends. "How much ammo do we have left?"
How many Mals does it take to change a light bulb?
"My light bulb don't crash. If she crashes, you crashed her."
How many Kaylees does it take to change a light bulb?
One ... if she crashed it.
How many Rivers does it take to change a light bulb?
There is only one River.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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more chickens.
Wash: To escape being mistaken for a gosling and juggled.
River: To remember it was a chicken
OR
I swallowed a chicken.
Niska: Reputation.
"The people who made the show, and the people who saw the show, which is roughly the same number of people, fell in love with it, a little bit too much to let it go, too much to lay down arms when when the battle looked pretty much lost. In Hollywood, people like that are called unrealistic, quixotic, obsessive... In my world, they're called Browncoats."
-Joss Whedon
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River: To remember it was a chicken
Ohh, nice!
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Niska: Reputation.
And that's not half-bad, either.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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That makes me happy. 
Thanks for sharing!!!
-e
"Storms getting worse."
"We'll pass through it soon enough."
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