The Sereni-Tree, an evil doll, and a showdown on Boros
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Saturday, February 11, 2006 06:02
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Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Boros: Companion House;Safe closes his eyes and tries to concentrate over the noise. A house servant’s comment galvanizes his thoughts. “All he wants to do is talk. Why aren’t you talking to him? He’ll let us go if you just talk…” The servant’s words trail off as he
stares down the barrels of Safe & Jack guns.
“Listen closely; I’m only going to say this once.” Safe starts in a low deadly voice. “If I go out there that man will take me away then he will kill everyone in this house including those poor saps.” Safe says nodding his head towards the Alliance soldiers outside. “I won’t get off so easy. He’ll take a year to kill me. So the next person what voices the same suggestion, I will save the gray suit some time and kill you myself. At least my way will be faster.”
Surprisingly, Citizen nods his head in agreement. Safe looks at him with new respect. This man is more seasoned than he lets on.
“Jack what have you got?”
“We're surrounded Safe.”
Safe turns to Bride6 “What’s with the guy with the light? Is he Alliance? Keep an eye on him. If he’s a friendly, signal him to stand down. Too many lives at risk right now. ”
“Citizen, you and Needy see if you can find a connection to your tunnels from here and start gettin’ people outta here.”
Safe's train of thought is broken by the bull horn:
“Captain, I’m getting tired of this game. I didn’t want to resort to such base methods as threatening to kill Lieutenant Neilson here, but you’ve left me no other option. Apparently the lives of your squad and the people in that house mean nothing to you.” The gray suit nods to the Scar man.
With an evil grin, Scar man draws his guns and shoots Neilson in the leg, dropping him to the ground.
“AAAGGH!! Captain!! Don’t you give in! Ain’t nuthin’ what you did was wrong!” Neilson screams “Any one of us woulda done the same had we the same guts you have.”
BOOM. Scar man shoots the other leg.
“AAAGHH! Captain… You’ll tell my family the truth…”
BOOM….
The silence
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The silence lasts only half a second,
BOOM.BOOM
SR does a double tap head shot to the suit,
BOOM
single tap to babyface
BOOM
single tap to the sargent
boom, whoosh..., BOOM
Very pistol flare into the rest of the troops.
SR breaks and runs.
"I hope it was worth it."
Scorpion Regent
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*wanders off whispering with Seryn, glances over shoulder at Washie and winks*
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.Yeah, I hate when I try to be clever and nobody notices. Glad you liked it. I don't mind "slipping" things like that in on occassion. Glad the hurried after-speech didn't quite hide it. *ponders what he'll sling next*.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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Quote:*As he walks by, PR lifts something out of his pocket and waves it around and smiles at Seryn and JH.* Remember. Condoms!
Originally posted by seryn:Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Awwww, I knew ya still had some Pirate in ya. And if you ever want some more you let me know.
*smirk*
*snigger*
oh! for the love of all thats cute and fluffy I gotta get rid of this dirty mind!
*PR then goes to past the engineering room, his fingers twitch and a hammer flies out of the door and into PR's hand. PR grips it and keeps walking. He walks into the Ladies room (
!) and Serenity is washing her hands in the sink. She sees him in the mirror. Her baby-bot is safely set down on the babe-table.*CMS: Oh, hey PR, you know you shouldn't be in here, don't you? Or are you gender-confused again?
*CMS smile turns to a look of horror as PR walks over to the baby-bot and raises the hammer over it's head.*
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AHHH!
*Serenity rushes over and places herself between PR and Charlie.*
What are you doing? And what is WITH all the men on this boat? It's just a little baby robot!
PR, put the hammer down NOW!!
*presses her comm link*
Um..could somebody please help? NOW!!!!
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I AM NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL! i just have this gutter mind...
Everyone please stop making assumptions?
But its very good that you're thinking so, er, safely at your age....
Seryn watches PR go into the ladies room without even blinking at her yelling, She follows, and see's PR poised over the baby bot, hammer in hand, with Serenity directly in its path...
Calmly wrapping her arm around PR's shoulders so that he can't lower his arms she pulls the hammer from his grip, and is about to hand it to JH when she see the baby bots face.
Quickly she moves PR out of the way then raises the hammer again.
SOOOOOOOOUUUUUUULLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! GET IN HERE NOOOOOOOW!
JH, realising yelling ain't gonna do any good, uses his com link to call TRM And Soul and half the ship to the ladies room.
That is nooo innocent little bot...
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*
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What?! I made no assumptions, You went there. Oh look PR is going into the ...Huh.
*follows Seryn to investigate. Watches as the hammer changes hands but maintains the same target.*
Huh.
*touches the comlink and turns to speak into it.....*
TRM. Soul. and well anyone who wants to see an apparently evil baby bot listening to "Hammer Time", Might wanna get up to the Ladies room by the Docks on the South wing.
*releases talkie button*
So, How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? ......It depends on the tune.
Hit it.
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"He's seen too much of life And there's no going back.
The loneliness calls him, And the edge which must be sharpened,
He's losing it. And he knows.
But there's a fighter in his mind and his body's tough
The years have been unkind, but kind enough." -Ocean Cloud (Marbles) -Marillion
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*Outraged, Serenity whips out both her katanas.*
That's it! Nobody move!
Someone explain what in the nine levels of hell is going on here and why EVERYONE on this gorram ship is so determined to destroy this VERY EXPENSIVE and completely harmless baby robot!
*Charlie begins to whimper and fuss*
See? It's just a baby. A hungry baby robot.
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
See? It's just a baby. A hungry baby robot.
*cozen hops off of Schwartz and ties the llama's tether onto the doorhandle of the "ladies room" door. He slips inside. Muttering a litany of "'scuse me's" he works his way through the gathered Sereni-folk, at the last neatly ducking between Serenity's flashing katanas. He sets to removing the baby doll's clothing.*
Listen, fer cryin' out loud, all "it" wants is a diaper change. Ingress, egress, 'tis the natural path, eh?
*Turns nekkid doll bottom down.*
Heh.
Charlie, you say? Chuck?
*Holds baby up high for all to see.*
I'm thinkin' mebbe: Charlise.
*Those who make to leave the bathroom are met with resistance at the door.*
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The Sereni-Tree: palace of gender confusion.
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maybe you are right *lowers hammer slightly*
maybe its just my natural distrust of robots..
maybe its that paranoia thing I seem to have had since I got here...maybe its just cause I really don't like babies... but all the same I'd appreciate it if you turn it off, better still remove its power source. Theres something about the look in its eye's...
-at that moment, cozen takes off the baby's nappy, and earns Seryns undying respect for ever more-
*looks at serenity* *lowers the hammer*
at least until we can get it.... assesed? or even just contained...
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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."
Xander: "Hi, for those of you who just tuned in, everyone here is a crazy person." *grin*
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/me finally pulls himself from Fred the dinosaur and the other animals and makes his way to the real him's office.
Hey there, You. Sorry if this is an inappropriate time, but I'm here to submit myself as an applicant for the job of animal handler if it's still vacant. I have a certain...empathy, i guess, with 'em.
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