Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
POSTED BY: ayrad
UPDATED: Friday, February 18, 2011 06:55
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Originally posted by TheCollector:
Now we need to return fire with a
"How many/does *blank* Screw in a lightbulb"
Ok, timidly picking up the ball. :) Although I lack the talent to do one for each character.
How many Reavers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Mal: They will burn it out, rape the socket, then screw the shiny friend to death and leave it hanging from the ceiling. And if it's very very lucky, in that order.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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They forgot one;
Badger: Why would the chicken cross the road when he can get some other blighter to do it for him?
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Uh...Safe, doncha mean "Badger"?
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/
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Oops! Honest mistake... right??
I'll fix it.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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How about this one?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Niska: So by facing the emotional and physical pain of dodging traffic...we would finally meet the real chicken.
We will hold...we hold till Mal gets back.
"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young
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Just thought of another one:
Mingo and Fanty: that's the road, he's the chicken.
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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Quote:
Originally posted by GrimJack21502:
How about this one?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Niska: So by facing the emotional and physical pain of dodging traffic...we would finally meet the real chicken.
Atherton: Money changed hands which means I can tell that chicken to do whatever I want.
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Patience: That chicken ain't too bright. Keeps on crossing that road and I damn near own this moon. 
http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/MN-Firefly/ Big Damn Shindigity Good Time
http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast
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I love that ! Thanks 
" They don't like it when you shoot at 'em. I worked that out myself. "
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