Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/board/thread/35197089
***Why did the chicken cross the road?***
Mal: Because the other side of the road was the only place it could live life on its own terms, without being meddled with.
Zoë: Because that’s where the job was, Sir.
Wash: It followed a really hot girl chicken that could kill it with its pinky. Do chickens have pinkies? No? We’ll I don’t know then.
Jayne: The money was better over there. (mutters) Lousy seven percent...
Kaylee: To meet shiny new chickens and see the sights.
Simon: That’s where the Alliance was hiding its sister.
River: To get to the other side.
Inara: It just suddenly, for no apparent reason, decided to pick up and abandon the luxurious life it had on this side of the road. That’s not odd, is it?
Book: It was a pilgrimage. Wracked with guilt over the atrocities it had committed, the chicken decided to devote the remainder of its life to God in a desperate search for redemption. Just a guess.
Jubal: What did you say? Am I a road?
YoSafBrige: Because you were over there, sweetie.
The Operative: The chicken’s motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road is.
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Thought it was nice to share...
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they're all good, but the River and the Operative ones are freakin gold.
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That's pretty good.
Sums up all the charater's personalities.
Oh, and play Cantr II at www.cantr.net.
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Originally posted by ndrage85:
they're all good, but the River and the Operative ones are freakin gold.
Amen to that! Both ones are astoundingly brilliant!
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.
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LMAO. Thanks for sharing!
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Now we need to return fire with a
"How many/does *blank* Screw in a lightbulb"
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" The Operative: The chicken’s motivations are not my concern. Getting it across the road is. "
bahahahahahahahah! I think I have a sig at long last!
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And I thought the IMBD board was just full of trolls and Whedon-haters. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. I can visualize the Operative saying that.
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lol, just great. and yeah, i agree, river/operative in particular, i think, are excellent.
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too cute! *sigh* i love my captain.
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if i ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
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