The Sereni-Tree and New Arrivals
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Thursday, January 26, 2006 06:13
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Quote:*A good 40 minutes later...*
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Now wait a tic, PR. Doctor, can you straighten this out for us? Prove to PR he's not pregnant. I can’t be a grandmother, I only recently found out I’m a mum! I never had THE TALK with him, but surely his father did that before he was sent here? Right? *SW shrugs his shoulders.*
SW: Maybe you lost the coin toss.
*MG picks up the Pepsi and makes a quick exit. twg sits down next to her son and takes his hand* Do you know where babies come from? See, when the man likes the woman and the woman likes the man…
SW: I love stories, can I listen too?
Oh....I see. *TWG smiles at him.* But...then....how does he...? *TWG whispers in PR's ear.* Ohhh. Really? *TWG nods.* Wow. Thats...wow.
Well, I'm glad we had this chat. *PR pats TWG on the knee before wandering off.
*An hour later he enters the common room. He is carrying a large, Serenity (the ship, not the hot chick!
) shaped Pinata. He hangs it in the common room.* Gather round, gather round! *People get up and come over.* Now, in honour of Soul's wondrous return...I have made this Pinata. Enjoy! KellyOfLuthien, perhaps as a new resident, you'd like to go first?*She smiles and PR hands her the beating stick. She takes it and Ath kindly agrees to blindfold her. She is spun around and then takes a good swing at the Pinata, hitting it. But it doesn't break...*
Okay, nice try. Whose up next? *PR smiles.*
***
*A few goes later...it's Mai's turn. She gives the Pinata a good-thwacking and it breaks and dozens of condoms hit the deack and scatter across the floor. There are many blank stares.*
Mai: Condoms? You filled the Pinata with condoms?
*PR beams.* Yes. Well, in light of my recent talk with mother...I know have a good understanding of safe sex. AND, with all the new arrivals and lusting thats going on around here, this place seems to have turned into the love boat or something! And...well....herpes certainly isn't fun.
*More stares.*
Or so I'm told.
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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PR, I'm really glad you're taking this whole life lessons thing to heart, but really...
* slightly disspointed at the lack of candy in the pinata* (stuffs a few condoms in her pocket, well you never know!)
Well while were at it why not have a few more party games?
Twister anyone?
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
http://iammai2.livejournal.com
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Ooh sounds fun! I'm in!
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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*is glad he didn't have to give the buzzards and the buzzers talk*
Right. Now then... back to the lab.
*notices TWG still hanging around*
Can I help you with something?
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No. I'm kinda worn, an hour of sex talk can be draining. *follows SW into the lab and hands him whatever he points to. a companionable silence blankets the room.*
How did you know about the coin toss?
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Lounging on a couch, TheRealMe stares blankly at the condoms falling from the piñata.
“Wow. I haven’t seen something like that since… well, never! Seems just like the old ‘Love Boat’ threads, except this time there are multiple couples, not just one.”
TheRealMe takes a sip of his drink and sighs wistfully.
“Hmmm… I wonder how long the modifications would take to turn Sparky into a love-bot?”
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
*An hour later he enters the common room. He is carrying a large, Serenity (the ship, not the hot chick!
lol!!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom
I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/
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PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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*Soul & Serenity walk back towards Serenity's apartment*
...and then PR tried to feed it m&m's.
Soul: The tree? The aluminum tree??? ha ha ha!
*At the sound of his laughter, Serenity flings herself at him and burst into tears again. Muffled words break out between sobs from where her head is buried in his chest.*
Sorry...stupid hormones...all alone....so worried....love you...have something...
*She finally tears herself away and opens the door to her apartment. Wiping away the tears still streaming down her face, she picks up Soul's bow and quiver where they lay on a table by the door.*
Here. PR brought them back and gave them to me. I've been holding on to them, but now you're back, I don't need to any more.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom
I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/
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The sound of Alliance boots came stamping to a halt outside the shop as the trap door to the sewer slammed shut above them. Citizen began leading them on through the tunnel network before speaking.
“Look, I don’t have any idea how we might get in touch with this Needy, I don’t have those sorts of contacts.” He said stopping and turning. There was silence for a few moments as the group stared at him. Citizen slumped his shoulders.
“Okay” He said finally. “This way.” He started leading them off into a fork in the tunnels.
Before long they came across a large metal door, that looked like it could withstand a Nuclear explosion, and had several large ‘danger: high voltage’ signs plastered across its surface. Citizen began unlocking various locks with keys and swipe cards.
“Just need to pick-up a few things first.” He said as a retinal scanner folded out of the wall. The door finally hissed open as he continued. “Can never be too careful these days.” He shrugged.
Citizen stepped through the entrance and let the group fan in behind him.
“Welcome,” he said as Bride7 began to have what can only be described as a religious experience. “to my Armoury.”
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