The Sereni-Tree, Dealings on Boros, and Mai-Quest 2
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 17, 2006 16:13
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Originally posted by GeDunkRose:Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
The problem is I'm guessin' even a small supply of the magical winged waters pretty pricey. Can we afford it?
No ye can't be affordin' it, because we won't be sellin' it. If ye knew the troubles we've gone through to get here, ye would appreciate that we can't be puttin' a price on this here water.
And what's more, we don't appreciate how ye jus' dumped yerselves in the middle o' this here ocean without so much as a by-your-leave. We can't 'ave ye tellin' others where to be findin' th' magical waters, now can we?
So, we're thinkin' we're goin' t' 'ave to be killin' ye now.
No 'ard feelin's, mind.
*Cap'n Rose raises her pistols. Behind her, her pirate band surges forward, pistols and blades at the ready.*
NO!
* TheRealMe, still prone on the deck of the pirate ship, grabs at his side for his high-tech squirt gun. Too late, he remembers that he lost the weapon in the ocean while shark-wrestling. He changes his strategy. *
Uh, I mean, no need for killing!
* Slowly, TheRealMe regains his feet. He seems a bit unsteady, and is still enveloped by his attire of numerous black ribbons. But instead of floating around him like a halo of moving fabric, the ends of the ribbons all dangle down limply, wet and heavy from their recent immersion. TheRealMe staggers forward a few steps, placing himself in front of the rest of the Sereni-Tree crew members. He holds his hands out in plain sight, and tries to speak reasonably to Captain Rose. *
Madame Captain, by my reckoning, you have made out pretty well here already. Got your position, got your ship, got your crew, got your cargo… Now, we have no particular grudge against you. We have just come here to recover one of our own. Mai, here, got a bit lost. We plan to be on our way, and likely as not, we won’t cross paths with you again.
But a fight here and now might be costly… For I promise you, I am very determined to keep my crew alive, and we will not be put down easily.
So, Madame Captain, what do you say?
* Those behind TheRealMe can see a bright spot of light appear on the back of the heel of his right boot. *
* At that moment, a great pair of black-feathered wings sprout from the back of TheRealMe, wiggling out between the ribbons. *
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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TWG!
*waves*
So good to see you again.
Now that's the kind of brilliantplan im talking about.
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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** Drops the rope from his left hand **
** A look of grim determination crosses his face, It's the look of a man who's just been ordered by his Capt'n to get to kill'n. He doesn't seem to mind.**
** His left hand carress an odd shaped fine leather holster on his left hip. The holster has obviously been custom made, and cared for meticulously. He lifts the flap slowly, ever so slowly, revealing the completly empty holster. With his right hand he slips his bottle of rum into the custom holster. It fits PERFECTLY. **
Capt'n, Permission to blow that shimmer outta the sky?
*moves towards cannon*
ummmm....Marillion
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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*twg yells through the portal*
Ath could get nekkid!
Do you think that will work??
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Originally posted by GeDunkRose:
*Cap'n Rose raises her pistols. Behind her, her pirate band surges forward, pistols and blades at the ready.*
Most Feared Piratess in 6 o' the 7 seas!
"Pardon me a moment, Captain Rose. I can't help but notice that we are in the middle of the ocean, on a ship, made almost entirely of wood. And hey! Is that gunpowder over there?"
"Now, this young lady next to me", Ath points to KellyofLuthien, "happens to be able to produce large amounts of fire at whim. So I'm thinking, maybe it would be best if you let us leave your ship in peace."
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Now, this young lady next to me", Ath points to KellyofLuthien, "happens to be able to produce large amounts of fire at whim.
OH good idea! Now that would be a nice distraction. Although, I think Ath should still get naked.
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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Originally posted by CallMeAth:Quote:
Originally posted by GeDunkRose:
*Cap'n Rose raises her pistols. Behind her, her pirate band surges forward, pistols and blades at the ready.*
Most Feared Piratess in 6 o' the 7 seas!
"Pardon me a moment, Captain Rose. I can't help but notice that we are in the middle of the ocean, on a ship, made almost entirely of wood. And hey! Is that gunpowder over there?"
"Now, this young lady next to me", Ath points to KellyofLuthien, "happens to be able to produce large amounts of fire at whim. So I'm thinking, maybe it would be best if you let us leave your ship in peace."
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
*KellyofLuthien leans on her hero for support--she's still a bit winded from almost drowning and then making quite a bit of fire! But she gives the new Captain a steely stare*
"That's right--you forgot to take my Ring, and I've taken a mighty dislike to the way I was treated on this here ship. Hopefully we can settle this peacefully, but if not, don't expect me to go down quietly...."
*Kelly hold out her ring hand prominently, and gives the Captain a grim and determined smile. She then hears mai say
"OH good idea! Now that would be a nice distraction. Although, I think Ath should still get naked."
and looks from mai to her hero and back at mai*
"He's Ath? I wouldn't be mindin' him gettin' naked either....."
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"He's Ath? I wouldn't be mindin' him gettin' naked either....."
Right I know were in some peril here, but I'm thinking its time to take a vote. Who votes for Ath to get naked? Purely as a life saving distraction of course...
Mai, Secretary of Unmentionables.
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*PR has now somehow reached the crow's nest of the ship, and is looking through a telescope.*
SHIP AHOY!! *He yells, pointing.*
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue." 
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."
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* TheRealMe smiles after hearing PsychicRiver's report. *
So, Madame Captain, what are the odds that ship is friendly?
* A forward-mounted cannon on the approaching ship fires at long range. Its cannonball falls short of the pirate ship. *
Not so much, I'm thinking. Hmmmmm... Looks to me that they are trying to cross your "T". I'd suggest that you do something before they can.
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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