CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #8 - Ringin' in 2006!

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, January 14, 2006 07:43
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SPACEHOPPER

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:40 AM

Kaylee: Look, I'm not a morning person, okay?

BADGERSHAT

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:46 AM

"... ouch... "

--Jefé The Hat

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"She is starting to damage my calm"--Jayne

JUSTSHINY

Thursday, January 5, 2006 3:49 AM

Here is my first (and possibly pathetic attempt at a caption). It's that song...only place I know it from is that stupid commercial where the belly-buttons sing.

"I'm cooming out! I want my prey to kno-ow, gunna eat then slo-ow!"

Drunks are so cute.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 5, 2006 5:10 AM

For what it is worth, for a first caption, migh-ty hi-larious...oh, and I hate you for sticking that song in my head...

Welcome to the Caption Tightpants Crowd!

another:

Reaver Jones was cut from the casting for SAW II because he "identified too well with his character"

BWAH!
TCM

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FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, January 5, 2006 5:28 AM

Beaver the Reaver with a Cleaver:
"Hey, Boss, if I let you eat that one in the tight pants, can I have his nose to play with?"

bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

FLORALBUNNY

Thursday, January 5, 2006 5:55 AM

Not bad, JustShiny, but what do I know? Can we join forces and call ourselves the Pathetix?

Okay, another attempt:

The third time the sloppy-looking plumber from Roto-Reaver went back to his vehicle "to look for the right parts" Melissa began to wonder why she had ever given him access to her crawl-space.

bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

NUCKLES87

Thursday, January 5, 2006 6:15 AM

Reaver: Allright, I'll have a double humanburger, extra cheese, but lay off the pickles. Pickles give me gas. I'd also like a diet coke.

(speaker): Would you like some fingers with that?

Reaver: Sure, why not.

(speaker): Please pull up to the pick up window to rape your order.

Reaver: Man, the best thing them alliance fellars ever done is put a McReavers on all their penal moons.

CHRISPV

Thursday, January 5, 2006 6:18 AM

"Hey, Bob, do you smell some crazy comin' off that pale chick? Give's me the willies. Hope they ain't dumb enough to give her a sharp object!"

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!

BLUEISHBROWNCOAT

Thursday, January 5, 2006 6:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by nuckles87:

"The Pod racer that was cut from Star Wars Ep. I..."

(...heck, perhaps a few reavers would have helped :p, spice the movie up a bit!)

PSOLARIS

Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by nuckles87:
Reaver: Allright, I'll have a double humanburger, extra cheese, but lay off the pickles. Pickles give me gas. I'd also like a diet coke.

(speaker): Would you like some fingers with that?

Reaver: Sure, why not.

(speaker): Please pull up to the pick up window to rape your order.

Reaver: Man, the best thing them alliance fellars ever done is put a McReavers on all their penal moons.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *snort* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha*gasp* Tears...streaming...down...face....

Ouch, my sides hurts after that! Now pardon me as I go and make sure my ribs didn't crack!

Good one nuckles!

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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