CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #8 - Ringin' in 2006!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, January 14, 2006 07:43
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Kaylee: Look, I'm not a morning person, okay?
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"... ouch... "
--Jefé The Hat
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"She is starting to damage my calm"--Jayne
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Here is my first (and possibly pathetic attempt at a caption). It's that song...only place I know it from is that stupid commercial where the belly-buttons sing. 
"I'm cooming out! I want my prey to kno-ow, gunna eat then slo-ow!"
Drunks are so cute.
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For what it is worth, for a first caption, migh-ty hi-larious...oh, and I hate you for sticking that song in my head... 
Welcome to the Caption Tightpants Crowd!
another:
Reaver Jones was cut from the casting for SAW II because he "identified too well with his character"
BWAH!
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Beaver the Reaver with a Cleaver:
"Hey, Boss, if I let you eat that one in the tight pants, can I have his nose to play with?"
bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --
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Not bad, JustShiny, but what do I know? Can we join forces and call ourselves the Pathetix?
Okay, another attempt:
The third time the sloppy-looking plumber from Roto-Reaver went back to his vehicle "to look for the right parts" Melissa began to wonder why she had ever given him access to her crawl-space.
bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --
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Reaver: Allright, I'll have a double humanburger, extra cheese, but lay off the pickles. Pickles give me gas. I'd also like a diet coke.
(speaker): Would you like some fingers with that?
Reaver: Sure, why not.
(speaker): Please pull up to the pick up window to rape your order.
Reaver: Man, the best thing them alliance fellars ever done is put a McReavers on all their penal moons.
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"Hey, Bob, do you smell some crazy comin' off that pale chick? Give's me the willies. Hope they ain't dumb enough to give her a sharp object!"
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, Fox!
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Quote:
Originally posted by nuckles87:
"The Pod racer that was cut from Star Wars Ep. I..."
(...heck, perhaps a few reavers would have helped :p, spice the movie up a bit!)
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Quote:
Originally posted by nuckles87:
Reaver: Allright, I'll have a double humanburger, extra cheese, but lay off the pickles. Pickles give me gas. I'd also like a diet coke.
(speaker): Would you like some fingers with that?
Reaver: Sure, why not.
(speaker): Please pull up to the pick up window to rape your order.
Reaver: Man, the best thing them alliance fellars ever done is put a McReavers on all their penal moons.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL *snort* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha*gasp* Tears...streaming...down...face....
Ouch, my sides hurts after that! Now pardon me as I go and make sure my ribs didn't crack!
Good one nuckles!
Psolaris
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"
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