Has anyone read...
POSTED BY: GenTarkin
UPDATED: Saturday, December 24, 2005 21:36
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double post ;(
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Well, maybe Shepard (in all his incarnations) and the reappers will killerd this idiot.
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by some twat called James:
I really wanted to like this film after watching the trailer on t.v., but as the film went on, I could not help but kept rolling my eyes. Here are things I did not like: SPOILERS!
1. First five to ten minutes of the film was great (where the girl gets rescued). The beginning looked really great with the girl being in a dream like state and talking about the difference between Alliance and the Independents. Then she gets rescued from the chair she was strapped in. After this, the film went really corney. As the bad guy looks at the film, he asks the doctor that he has too much of pride and that's why he failed. He then tells the doctor to look at Shepard's face and ask why he successeed. When the doctor did not know, the bad guy says Shephard has "love". At first I thought that he meant Shepard was in love with this girl, but he meant that Shepard was human capable of love.
2. The so called good guys kept going from place to place, and back to same place to place running away from things. The majority of actions you see in this picture was different space ships kept caught on fire because they were shot at.
3. I did not like the character of the girl name River. She is an aneroxic looking girl with psychic power/super martial arts power. She basically walks around looking all depressed, being very quite, and at times just whine, whine and whine. But, then sudddenly she would for no reason at all runs super fast and does all kinds of martial art tricks. Towards end of the movie, when the good guys were all trapeed in this room when the Reapers were coming in, she jumps out of the doorway where they were coming in, and when she leaves the room the door closes, she then somehow ends up doing martial arts all by herself killing off 100 or more of the reapers. They all get killerd by her--are you kidding me?!
4. The story of how reappers came to be. The female doctor says that she and some scientist formulated some chemical to make people unviolent, and they somehow sent gasses into where the whole population were. 90 percent of the populations for some reason slowley died because their plan did not work. But, 10 percent of the population became extremely violent and went around killing people in diffenrent planets. Now, how come the 90 percent of the poplulation that died looked normal, but the 10 percent who survied look like monsters from the Zombie movies? Why are they orange in color? How come they don't kill eachother off just the normal looking people? In the movie, they don't seem intellegent, they don't speak to one another--their simply became monsters. But, somehow they managaged to all come together and form an alliance, and then they agree to get a space ship to sail to other planets to kill normal looking people. Give me a break!
5. The dialgo in this movie was just horrible and people just remdomly get togher with one anothe, when they have not even shown why they were attractd to one another. Here's an example of one. Towards the end, when good guys were in this room and about to fight off reapers that were trying to come into the room, they all pretty much think they are going to all die fighting them. When this River's brother turnes to a girl and says something like I regret not knowing you better. The girl turns to him and says "you mean sex?! He says "yes". She then says "well then I'm going to live!" What kind of lines were they. If a guy says that to a girl, don't you think that she would be offend that he was interested in having sex with her? He did not say that he was interested in getting to know her better to have some serious relationship with her, but he just wanted to have sex with her and it fine by her.
6. I thought that the movie could not get any worse, but then the end of the movie arrived. The bad guy who has been following them was in a room alone with Shepard. Shepard took blow after blow from this guy, and this guy only took a few blow from him but he goes down at the end. The bad guy even stabs a long sword into Shepard, and Shepard just pulls i
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Hey, I had a thought. On every one of the customer reviews, there is an option to choose if you thought that particular review was helpful. On ALL of the ones that give it a good review, we should say yes, and on all of the negative ones, we should say no. With all of us doing this, others will see the HUGE numbers of people (us) that found the GOOD reviews helpful and that might help them go out and buy it.
Just a thought!
Psolaris
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"
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lmao! That's the funniest review I've ever read ever!
My favourite bit has to be this...
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He then tells the doctor to look at Shepard's face and ask why he successeed. When the doctor did not know, the bad guy says Shephard has "love". At first I thought that he meant Shepard was in love with this girl, but he meant that Shepard was human capable of love.
This Shepard, or 'Simon' as some of us like to call him at this particular point of the movie, seems to be everywhere! How can anyone be so retarded that they don't know its Simon when I do believe that the first thing he says to River is 'It's Simon. Please. It's Simon. It's your brother.' And just incase you hadn't quite worked out his name, the next line is River saying to him 'Simon, they know you've come.' If you're still not sure who the guy rescuing River is, you probably should have spent your entrance money on a picture book and stayed at home to gaze at the pretty colours.
If he got this confused by Serenity, I dread to think what he thought Hitchiker's was about!
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lol, he probably "got" hitchhikers, though ;p
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There's a rumor this guy James works for Fox; heads up the programming department.
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The majority of actions you see in this picture was different space ships kept caught on fire because they were shot at.[/]
this statement sets my brain on stun...
could Joss write down to this level?
could anybody?
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Originally posted by Psolaris:
Hey, I had a thought. On every one of the customer reviews, there is an option to choose if you thought that particular review was helpful. On ALL of the ones that give it a good review, we should say yes, and on all of the negative ones, we should say no. With all of us doing this, others will see the HUGE numbers of people (us) that found the GOOD reviews helpful and that might help them go out and buy it.
Just a thought!
Psolaris
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"
Actually you know what, I looked at ratio of bad reviews to good ones, thank god the first 50 or so are bad and the rest of the 400 are like AWESOME, but its interesting look at the bad ones they are like 1 out of 70 people found this helpful...yet on all the good ones usually 1/1 ratio of who found it helpful , like 38/40 people found it helpful...so I was relieved many arent paying attention to the stupid reviews =) kinda like u stated hehe.
And yeah I can seriously see the head of fox being the guy that wrote that hilariously retarded review haha...thats funny =)
"LONG LIVE SHEPARD!!" welcome to firefly...every character name is either "that doctor dude...or shepard!" haha thats hilarious
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Amazon.com reviews are not the most useful thing in the world. I've found that Amazon.com user reviews of nonfiction books are helpful, because those tend to be written by people who are knowledgeable in the field the book deals with.
But for fiction of any kind, whether written or dramatic, the signal-to-noise ratio is way off. I wouldn't worry about it overmuch.
Keith R.A. DeCandido
keith@decandido.net
www.DeCandido.net | www.AlbeShiloh.com
www.livejournal.com/~kradical
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