Has anyone read...
POSTED BY: GenTarkin
UPDATED: Saturday, December 24, 2005 21:36
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Thanks, Citizen for the translation. I appreciate it since I've never taken any classes in InbredRedneck or CompleteMoron. I only speak and write English fluently and a little Spanish.
Your translation of James's review was to put it mildly, hilarious! Hope you have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
None of us should pay any serious attention to the idiots who write these reviews. Firefly and Serenity were written and targetted to an audience of higher intellectual capacity and these folks are obviously way out of their depth when trying to appreciate anything clever and thoughtful. Just give them endless repeats of JarJar Binks and that should make the stupid trolls happy.
Jaytee
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Oh no I don't bother reading reviews...I feel it tries to tell people what to watch or read rather than letting them decide for themselves....now to read a review AFTER my purchase, that's just plain curiousity.
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We just need to leave better, more well thought reviews, that show Serenity appeals to educated, thinking people.
GO REVIEW, peeps! Let's show them some big damn heroics.
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Originally posted by aahhaaa:
The majority of actions you see in this picture was different space ships kept caught on fire because they were shot at.
this statement sets my brain on stun...
could Joss write down to this level?
could anybody?
This thread should come with a warning label; two, in point of fact. The first one would be: "Warning--Contents Funnier Than They Appear." The second: "SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Prolonged Exposure to Stupidity May Reduce Mental Acuity, Slow Speech, and Cause Mental Retardation."
Seriously, I feel stupider just for having read tha review.
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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.
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I bet if you dropped in on James at home you'd find him answering the door in a grease stained sleeveless t-shirt with a huge beergut sticking out and down over his belt while a rabid terrier or chihuahua is humping his leg which he doesn't even seem to notice. His beautiful 350lb wife dressed in a fashionable moth eaten pastel bathrobe and hair done up stylishly in brass colored curlers will probably semi-politely offer you a Miller Lite and some pork rinds for a snack. Hope you have a Merry Christmas, James. Hope the roof of the trailer doesn't leak over the holidays if you get any rain.
Jaytee
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Originally posted by SameErtia:
We just need to leave better, more well thought reviews, that show Serenity appeals to educated, thinking people.
GO REVIEW, peeps! Let's show them some big damn heroics.
I did just that the other day actually. I went on there and put in my own review and gave it 5 stars. Not a bad idea if quite a few of us kept on doing that to add to the 400+ good reviews the movie has already.
I also checked the review that James did, and I clicked on "see my other reviews." Very interesting that he seems to not like anything really. He gave a bad review to Batman Begins!!!! Are you KIDDING me? That was the best Batman movie since the first one with Michael Keaton. And he hated Sin City, which although quite violent, was an excellent movie IMHO!
Interestingly enough, he DOES like exercise DVD's and a movie called Beautiful Boxer, which is based on the true story of a Thailand kickboxer that thought he was a female trapped in a man's body, so he had a little operation to fix that.
Psolaris
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"
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