SPOILERS: What was the absolute funniest line in Serenity?
POSTED BY: ItsaWash
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 22:43
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Zoe: Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?
Jayne: Well... I might.
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"Target the Reaver ships, AND WILL SOMEBODY START SHOOTING SOMETHING!!!"
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Q: Why don't we just raise the defensive shields?
A: A superb suggestion with just two major drawbacks. One, we don't have any defensive shields. And two, we don't have any defensive shields. Technically speaking thats only one flaw, but it was such a big one I thought I mention it twice.
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I cried like a baby...a hungry angry baby.
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Not mentioned yet is Jayne's:
"You shoot me if they take me Mal!"
Bang! and a miss.
"Well don't shoot me before!"
It seemed clearer in the rough cut strangely, more emphasis. Come to think of it, a lot of lines did.
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No one has mentioned River's great line after they've crashed the new mule and all almost died:
Simon: Are you all right?
River: I swallowed a bug.
It's so River-esque.
Candra
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My favorite was when Zoe asks Jayne how much ammo he has left:
"Three full mags, and my swinging cod!"
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Mine's gotta be the exchange between Simon and River after the Reaver chase in the begining of the movie, same as CANDRA.
Simon: Are you alright?
River: I swallowed a bug.
that exchange had me laughing my butt off for two minutes after!
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Operative (To Malcolm):
You seem like a decent man, so am I...
Inara (To operative):
Try spending an hour with him...
Malcolm (To crew):
It's a trap!
Hoban (To Mal, as if he were everyone):
Did it ever occur to you that someone may want to see you again?
Malcolm:
You were watching... yes?
*Crew nods*
Did you see us fight?
*crew nods no*
Traaaap!
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Mal: You want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes!
Mal: Well... uh... you can't!
Awesome line. I love gritty humour.
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Mal: I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job.
Jayne: Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar.
Kaylee: No one's saying that.
Wash: No one but Jayne is saying that.
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You Can't Stop the Signal.
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
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