SPOILERS: What was the absolute funniest line in Serenity?
POSTED BY: ItsaWash
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 22:43
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Quote:
Originally posted by KuangAorui:
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
thats my fav
(:edit: i copyed this from IMDB.com)
That was my favorite too and then there was also:
"My muscular buttocks!" - Jayne
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There are three for me.
"To Hell with this, I wanna live!!"
"Is HE OK???"
"And don't go on anything with a Capison 38 engine, they fall right out of the sky."
And my fave bit of dialogue.
"Doctor. We should be landing pretty soon. Nothing to be worried about."
"I'm not worried."
"There's no shame in being afraid."
"This isn't fear. This is anger."
"Well, it's...kinda hard to tell with a face like yours."
"Well I imagine if it were fear, my eyes would be wider."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"YES!!!I'm a man posessed by many demons....Polite demons that would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels...BUT DEMONS NONETHELESS!!!! Yes. I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting, curving path that..actually leads to a charming plot garden, BUT BEYOND THAT EVIL!!!"
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There's just so many... but here's one that hasn't been mentioned yet (quoted inaccurately from memory, of course):
Kaylee: "You mean to say... like sex?!"
Simon: "I mean to say"
Kaylee: "Hell with this; I'm gonna live!"
If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"
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Quote:
Originally posted by VisitingMyIntentions:
The funniest bits, it my opinion, aren't lines at all.
Agreed. Mal's screwdriver is the absolute funniest part of the movie for me.
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My favorite is the part at the beginning:
Mal: Attention, this is the captain speaking. We're experienceing a problem with our enntry sequence, so we may come across a bit of turbulance and then... explode.
Jayne: I don't wanna 'splode!
I also loved these:
Mal: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket.
Jayne: Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight… or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight… or if he bothers me, or if there’s a woman, or if I’m gettin paid… mostly only when I’m gettin paid. But eating people alive, when does that get fun?
Also... does anyone else find it funny that the safe word is Russian for “That’s for chickens to laugh at?" Because... I know I did!
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I loved:
Mal "You wanna run this ship?"
Jayne: "Yes!"
Mal: [caught off guard]"Well, you can't!"
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I love my Captain 
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or
Mal: You want to be in charge of this ship?
Jayne Yes!
Mal: Well...you cant!
But still, there are just so many to choose from...
You can't take the sky from me...
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kellaina:
There's just so many... but here's one that hasn't been mentioned yet (quoted inaccurately from memory, of course):
Kaylee: "You mean to say... like sex?!"
Simon: "I mean to say"
Kaylee: "Hell with this; I'm gonna live!"
oh, definately! That's my favorite.
~A message from Serenyty~
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Or:
Kaylee: Been more'n a year since I had anything twixt my nethers didn't run on batteries!
Mal: My GOD, do I not want to hear that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.
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I love my Captain 
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You guys ROCK! Those are all great lines, and I'm impressed with the recall abilities in your collective cranial vaults.
I know I'm off-topic here, but wanted to thank Kelly for the cool new siggie pic she gave me. Here's a link to her newest firefly icons: If you use one, be sure to credit KellyofLuthien.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/hobbitseeker/38439.html
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