Daily Dose of Laughter
POSTED BY: Koffee
UPDATED: Sunday, July 20, 2003 23:30
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Q: What's the difference between an orange?
A: A telephone pole, because motorcycles don't have doors.
If I fell in the woods and nobody heard, would I make a sound?
How much beer could a woodchuck chuck?
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A man walks down the street in a hat like that's not afraid of anything.
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Originally posted by ManiacNumberOne:
Q: What's the difference between an orange?
A: A telephone pole, because motorcycles don't have doors.
If I fell in the woods and nobody heard, would I make a sound?
How much beer could a woodchuck chuck?
Wubba huh? You been taking pain meds again?
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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”
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They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat
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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”
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ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha! 
I'm glad I saw that, Koffee.
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did anybody see the ad about the interstate hwy in Hawaii!
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time for no good reason.
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a venus flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite and bite and the frog won't feel it 'cause it only has itty little plant teeth. But it could do some other stuff and then it would be like ambition...
If we ran around naked, we'd look pretty stupid with shoes.
If a man yells in a forest, and no woman's around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Q: What's green and red and goes 50 miles an hour?
A: A frog in a blender
Q: Why is Viagra like Disney World?
A: You have to wait an hour for a 3 minute ride
*badooshdink* *insert hilarious laugh track here*
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I am enjoying this thread. you gals kick butt.
I think about the man in the forest question, the answer is, he is wrong only if he can hear himself.
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By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........
It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started. So I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
So, today I have finished one bottle of Barcardi Ciclon, two bottles of Vodka, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates and a quart of rocky road.
You have no idea how good I feel.
XenArc
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