SERENITY great cinema? Compared to what?
POSTED BY: Howard
UPDATED: Friday, November 4, 2005 01:41
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Well, damn. I was catching up on the posts in this thread, and read one from Howard that I thought was actually interesting and insightfull, and was not written with a superior attitute.
Then I read further down the page.
Never mind.
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Wow, apparently I really can't bait Howard. How disappointing. I guess I'll have to be less subtle in what I say. So, here goes: Howard, you are a stuck up 
ing hole, and you are not smart!!!
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, the Valkyrie Warrior, the Gourmet Cook and the Truth Scoper.
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To my beloved Howard:
Oh Howard, Howard, Howard
I never said you were superior to me, I just said you may...MAY be smarter which you just proved to be incorrect beings how you replied to my post falling right into my diabolical plot hook line and sinker. And superiority has very little to do with being smarter than somone else. For example, Simon may be smarter than Jayne but Jayne could crush Simon's head with his bare hands. You are the Simon to my Jayne.
And me spending the rest of my life knowing that I'm barely good enough to clean your shoes...Well I slept like a baby bitch last night so I don't think I'm gonna lose any sleep over it.
But enough about me, back to the fun stuff...you.
I think that its important that we all establish something about you, Howard. You have no penis. Balls, yes im sure of that. To talk/write the way you do you need big balls. Penis however, I am pretty sure you do not have. It's ok neither does John Bobbit and he's a star.
Now I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you don't have many friends, Howard. Thats ok though you got me now. I feel we are becoming fast friends wouldn't you recon. Now instead of hanging out at star trek conventions dressed as a klingon trying to fit in you can just hang out at this website and we can reminse about all the fun times we're gonna have.
I really admire the way you break up your posts. It's like poetry. Did you learn that in the goth dens with all your klingon dressed friends? Howard, do you know what vagina looks like? Its ok if you don't, niether did Spock until he was...well old by human standards.
Well I guess its time for me to go back to my cave and drag some women about by their hair. Heres to you howard, heres to you.
p.s.
Inhuman, lowest form of life, filth? ....I'm not filth.
Crush your enemies
See them driven before you
And hear the lamentations of their women
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Oh, yep, definitely my hero.
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, the Valkyrie Warrior, the Gourmet Cook and the Truth Scoper.
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Quote:
Originally posted by queenofthenorth:
Oh, yep, definitely my hero.
I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, the Valkyrie Warrior, the Gourmet Cook and the Truth Scoper.
That's seconed by me! LMAO... I started out being pissed in this thread, now I'm just laughing HARD!
I think it's a sad, sad world we're living in when people feel the need to school the rest of us in what makes something good.
I've had people trying to tell me what litterature works I am supposed to read and enjoy, just because some well schooled people wrote a long thesis about what the author meant by it. You know what I think? I think the authors of the old works would be turning in their graves if they were aware on how we're drawing out subtext and meaning out of every single written word.
I once had the pleasure of overhearing a group of "judges" discussing the depth of something I'd made. And what I got to hear was nothing short of bullshit. Just words to make something seem more important than what it is...
That is the problem, some high and mighty people pose their opinions as facts. And that's what it is... opinions.
There's not a single thing that the entire population will agree on, because we are different as people and there's nothing wrong with that. That isn't the problem, the problem is when people take their own views and poses them as facts. And Howie, that's what you've been doing from the start of this thread.
I know that if you feed the stray, they keep coming back, but I'd rather keep him occupied with this, than to have him making more threads :P
Plus, it's gotten major entertaining....
*~*~*
"Joss, if you kill him now I'll stuff a compression coil up your ass sideways!"
~ Kaylee, "Serenity in 2000 words or less"
Kaylee's the perfect woman!
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Hell, compared to Gone With the Wind, to name just one film. I mean, c'mon! How could any yarn about a strumpet in a dress made of curtains compare to our Kaylee talking about stuff 'twixt her nethers?
Priorities, people.
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"That's what governments are for, [to] get in a man's way." -- Malcolm Reynolds
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Quote:
Originally posted by Spinland:
Hell, compared to Gone With the Wind, to name just one film. I mean, c'mon! How could any yarn about a strumpet in a dress made of curtains compare to our Kaylee talking about stuff 'twixt her nethers?
Priorities, people.
Oh I LOVE that quote!
*~*~*
"Joss, if you kill him now I'll stuff a compression coil up your ass sideways!"
~ Kaylee, "Serenity in 2000 words or less"
Kaylee's the perfect woman!
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Howard: you are without doubt, a mean and nasty troll, writing whatever stuff gets you a reaction and feeding off it - gosh, how clever: lampoon firefly lovers on a firefly discussion board.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
Leave the forum and be quiet, in whichever order you prefer.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gladiator:
To my beloved Howard:
I feel we are becoming fast friends wouldn't you recon. Now instead of hanging out at star trek conventions dressed as a klingon trying to fit in you can just hang out at this website and we can reminse about all the fun times we're gonna have.
I really admire the way you break up your posts. It's like poetry.
Heres to you howard, heres to you.
Wow. Now I have a warm, fuzzy feeling. This site makes me so happy!
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