The Sereni-Tree and the Madness of Arkham
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Sunday, November 6, 2005 04:18
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
"Jake7? Where is Jake7? I need her help to banish Ath's dark, Sithy side!"
Don't worry about it, TRM. I beat you to it. For once.
So, uh, how about we get out of here?"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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TheRealMe is skeptical concerning his friend’s sudden recovery.
“Whatever you say, DARTH ATH!”
He bashes away the head of the mutant still chewing on his arm, grabs Jake7, and plants a big kiss more or less in the area of her face. 
Then, TheRealMe tosses the resulting kissie directly at Ath.
“These things can combat evil influences, as you well know… Dark Lord!!”
The kissie snuggles up to Ath and starts purring. TheRealMe blinks.
“Oh, uh… welcome back, Ath! And thanks, Jake7!”
NOSkillz brings his minigun to bear, and with a high-pitched whine, the last mutant inside Jake7's forcefield disintegrates in a hail of bullets.
“Uh, well… I guess I can get us back to Bodie, now.”
But before TheRealMe concentrates on another dimensional portal, he gives Jake7 another kiss!
“For luck!”
The second kissie scampers over to Ath.
TheRealMe is startled when he looks out of the forcefield to see mutants swarming over a dead bear... and Safe?
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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*The kissie scampers over to Ath's bitten leg and gives it a big ole' kiss.*
Hey! That feels better!
*Ath carefully puts his weight on his leg and finds that he can walk, although with a limp.*
Now can you do anything about my arm?
*The kissie hops up Ath to his arm and plants one on the break. Nothing happens.*
Oh well, don't worry about it.
*The kissie, however, seems determined to help. It begins to glow and change form. When it's done, Ath has a kissie colored splint and sling on his arm.*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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Static grabs the arms of the two closest to him and shoves them into the pool of red. As the others either jump, fall or are pushed through, Static looks around and sees that there are none of his companions left and steps to the red pool. Just as he jumps, he looks up. On a landing that was not there before, he sees a black-cloaked figure raise his fists in frustration and anger and hears a stream of curses echo from the cloak's shadowy hood. Two eyes glowing red begin to burn like an angry red sun. Static salutes once more as the pool sucks him down and he, once more, finds himself falling.
and falling...
and falling...
and falling...
and after what seems like an eternity, he lands, with a *THUD* directly on TheRealMe.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
...grabs Jake7, and plants a big kiss more or less in the area of her face.
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
...But before TheRealMe concentrates on another dimensional portal, he gives Jake7 another kiss!
**In preparation for TRM's portal, jake7 releases the force field -- just in time to see Static fall from the sky and land on TRM. The resulting confusion allows the mutants time to regroup and start charging again. jake7 presses the force field button again, but nothing happens.**
CRAP! My batteries died!
**she fumbles through her pockets looking for spare batteries. Meanwhile the mutants are getting closer, clambering over the piles of their fallen comrades. She looks at the crew around her, depairingly**
Unless you guys have three AAA batteries on you somewhere, we're hosed!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Originally posted by jake7:
Unless you guys have three AAA batteries on you somewhere, we're hosed!
*Ath digs through his pockets, but only comes up with a rubber band, a yo-yo, two Serenity ticket stubs and 3 DOUBLE A batteries.*
Oh crap! We're hosed!
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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*The rest of the Grant's crew falls through the pool and lands in a jumble next to Static and TRM. Everyone struggles to untangle themselves.*
I've had quite enough falling for one day, thank you!
*Serenity gets up and tries to dust herself off. As she does, she gets a good look at her surroundings.*
Great. Just great!
*Wearily, she pulls out her katanas.*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
Unless you guys have three AAA batteries on you somewhere, we're hosed!
*Lissa hears Jake7's request and fumbles through her pockets.*
Here! I've got some!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
*sighs and looks to his love, looks about.*
Where...are we?
*Needle who was rather distracted by Grey's grand entrance finally answers*
We're on Whitefall i think. We were here to get Monkeytail and now its turned into some mutant circus. All tentacles and odd limbs everywhere.
*raises eyebrow and smiles quirkily as she shifts to her scaled and tentacled shape once more.*
I think the others might need help, but we need a portal. hmmm... *looks at comm* Hope this works here.
On comm ~ TRM whats your status?
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Mutants and Tigers and Bears, Oh my!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Lissa hears Jake7's request and fumbles through her pockets.*
Here! I've got some!
**jake7 takes the batteries**
Shiny!!
**she quickly places the batteries in the remote and presses the force field button. Nothing happens.**
Ok, I'm starting to feel like Han Solo when the Millenium Falcon's hyper-drive kept dying in Empire Strikes Back! These batteries must be dead.
Where's Rat when I need him?
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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