BEST BUFFY QUOTE?
POSTED BY: hellsangel
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 16, 2006 19:31
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Just watched this in the last week. Season 7.
Andrew mis-translating 'from beneath you it devours'.
His translation:
"It will eat you starting with your bottom"
Classic...
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What a trip down memory lane! 
There are thousands but one I don't think I've seen here (and have very rarely ever seen) is from Gingerbread when Cordy is trying to revive Giles -
'I swear, one of these days you're going to wake up in a coma'
I love that heartbeat of silence before he turns to look at her. Certainly not the best ever but it always made me smile. Please pardon the paraphrasing.
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Small moment but it cracked me up. (Quotation not exact.)
Principal Wood: It might just surprise you.
Faith: How?
Principal Wood: You DO know the meaning of the word?
Still makes me laugh out loud every time I think about it.
Can't Take My Gorram Sky 
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from S5 episode "Crush" when Buffy finds out that Spike is in love with her:
B: But you're a vampire.
S: Angel was a vampire.
B: Angel was good.
S: And I can be too.
B: Why, because of that chip in your head? That's just holding you back. You're like a serial killer in prison.
S: Women marry them all the time!
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This show was killer lines on end for a hundred and some hours. This makes the task impossible. Like Favorite Xander line from season 3 or something, anything that would narrow it somehow.
Anyway, I was always partial to the line in dead man's party where rupert is in the car after getting out to see if the guy he's hit is okay, and of course he's not, because he's night of the living dead, and he gets back in the car and sees his keys on the road and says:
"Good show, giles!"
Maybe this would be best if narrowed to a particular episode because just from that ep I can think of several others:
"Do you like my mask? It raises the dead. Stupid git."
And
C:"What's that?"
O:"Gile's cat"
C:"Why don't you just cat a real pet like some normal person"
or something like that
"Hootinannny: A whole lot of hoot and just a little bit of nanny"
Actually, I picked another ep. completely at random, it was "when she was bad" and checked all the killer lines in that show, and nine of them were already registered domain names.
This show, Buffy, has a lot of good lines in it.
Some more of my faves from dead man's party:
W: We dusted nine out of ten.
O: Six out of ten.
W: Six out of ten.
"Cordelia, Get out of my shoes."
"You know, I wanted Forest Pine or April Fresh, but Mom wanted Dead Cat."
J: It cheers up the room.
B: It's angry at the room, Mom. It wants the
room to suffer.
I'm sure there are lots of others I missed just from this ep. You could feel a thread with every ep.
Not the body. No funny lines in that one. But most eps, prolly.
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Some favorites from S7:
This is a butcher shop, Neo. We don't sell toothpaste.
Maybe it's another musical. A much crappier musical.
Giles: As I suspected, ice cream is a universal language.
Chou-Ahn:(in chinese) Like many from Asia, I'm lactose intolerant. I'm very uncomfortable.
Buffy:(through her teeth while smiling and nodding enthusiastically)What'd she say?
Giles:She's grateful to be in the land of plenty.
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Principal Wood: Maybe you don't have to be so blunt about the losing of the necks bit.
Anya: No, let the girl speak the truth. We're all on death's door, repeatedly ringing the doorbell like maniacal girl scouts trying to make quota.
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actually Shinyseven, Spike holds Boba Fette hostage so that Warren will look at his chip to find out if anything is wrong with it.
The Buffybot episode was when Warren was on his own and about to leave to go back to collage and Spike kinda imposes himself on him to make the buffybot. no hostage taking just good all intimidation at work 
One of my favourite quotes would be Spike/Buffy from s6 (can't remember which ep number,title or exact words but)
Spike: Hang on, are we having a conversion?
Buffy: No! No. well maybe
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I love it when Spike can't bite Willow and she get all insecure and says oh "i get it i am not the kind of girl vamps like to bite you know its like your like a sister to me or oh your such a good friend.
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one of my favorite quotes is this one from "Fear itself" :
Xander: Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?
Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why? Can he hurt me?
Giles: No, it's just... tacky.
brings a smile to my face at the worst possible moments!
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