Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching Serenity (SPOILERS)
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UPDATED: Monday, November 21, 2005 18:55
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Originally posted by UnregisteredCompanion:
6. Betrayals are sudden, but inevitable.
7. Sometimes mercy can take the form of a punch in the face.
8. The true purpose of Government is to "get in a man's way."
Wasn't this supposed to be things learned from Serenity, not Firefly in general? Thought we already had one of those...
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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.
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Quote:Never mind, she's on a roll...
Originally posted by InevitableBetrayal:
Wasn't this supposed to be things learned from Serenity, not Firefly in general? Thought we already had one of those...
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Ain't about you, Jayne. It's about what they need.
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I love these threads. I'll have to ruminate on my top ten, but here's one observation that's been on my mind since opening night:
If only one section of the theater laughs when Simon refers to a "safe word," you've just learned where all the kinky people are sitting.
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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.
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Originally posted by truthseeker:
I love these threads. I'll have to ruminate on my top ten, but here's one observation that's been on my mind since opening night:
If only one section of the theater laughs when Simon refers to a "safe word," you've just learned where all the kinky people are sitting.
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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.
Oh you're the best. I am very very sad tonight and you made me laugh. Know why? cause I laughed at the 'safe word'.
I'll have to think on my list for a while too, though
--Ballad
They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky, and they remember what they are.
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Glad I could cheer you up a bit. I hope you're feeling better soon! 
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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.
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1. Never watch the Oaty Bar commercials...
2. Never be around someone who is watching the Oaty Bar commercials...
3. Never smell the food...
4. Never piss of Zoe...
5. Never remain in the pilot seat after "Soring like a leaf".
6. Never allow your net worth to Jayne to be less dead than alive.
7. Never swallow bugs.
8. Never get between Kaylee and her batteries...
9. Never invite a Rever to your ship
10. If you sell food bars, have Jayne in the hills with a rifle...
Dave
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Uhm thread hi-jacking here but has anyone else made a point of reading "The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" besides me?
She understands, she doesn't comprehend
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The number one thing that i've learned from watching Serenity:
1. River is the best tyen mah backup in the 'verse.
Don't mess with River.
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Nobody looks up.
Keep track of your sin, in case anybody asks.
Get in the vault, not on the mule!
Fanty's prettier.
If Mal starts fighting a war, you'll see something new!
Hiding under the preacher's skirts is a manly plan.
If you have a killer woman on your hands, try serving her tea and dumplings.
Some shepherds become real smart-asses when near the end.
Reaver ships have strange hood ornaments.
Just close the damn blast doors and hide, for goodness sake!
TheRealMe, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by InevitableBetrayal:
3. Buddhists get to ask for stuff for Christmas, too.
2. Erotic doll technology will be much more advance in the future.
1. Even in the future, computer hackers will still need to make use of erotic doll technology.
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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.
Any battery operated item can be borrowed from any other part of the Jossverse?
Very laughing now
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