Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7)
POSTED BY: CastIronJack
UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2005 17:55
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Must. Bump. Thread.
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Serenity is happily ensconced in a corner with Trebeck. He whispers in her ear. She giggles and responds, "What is 'yes'?"
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Safe steps back from the daydreaming Jack, takes his bat out of it sheath on his back, winds up.....
..And starts beating himself in the forehead while saying over and over "Makeitstop...makeitstop..."
Jack grabs the bat from Safe, "what are you doing??"
"Trying to beat the mental image of Alex Trebeck beinging all Don-Quan-romantic-like outta my head.." Safe grabs the bat back.
Jack snatches the bat back and gives Safe a screwy look..shudders..then starts beating himself in the forehead with the bat muttering "Out out damn spot".
Safe tackles Jack and wrestles for control of the bat. Dr. Me produces and wicked looking syringe...injects himself, then injects Safe and Jack. The wrestling subsides and Safe and Jack are left sitting on the floor staring vacantly at the wall mumbling in unison "All hail Jimmy Kimmel"
Dr. Me admires his handy work, then turns to the cabinets, "I've gotta make another batch. That one just didn't have enough...kick."
Safeat2nd, Realistic Garden Gnome & Chief Handyman of Destiny
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"Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel..." Safe and Jack rant in unison.
"Jimmy Kimmel in Season 5 Andromeda Romy tight leather," Jack mumbles, "Jimmy Kimmel in tight leather..."
Safe blinks, "Jimmy Kimmel in tight leather???"
Jack blinks, "Jimmy Kim---" Jack bolts up, "GOOD GOD, MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!"
"It burns!" Safe grips his head, "IT BURNS!!!"
"Get it out!" Jack grabs Serenity from Trebek, "GET IT OUT!"
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Bump...I said BUMP Dammit!!
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Soul grabs the bat and bops Jack and Safe over the head with it. Then he grabs a picture of Lexi Doig wearing nothing but a smile and dangles it in front of their eyes.
"See, the Captain does provide when needed."
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/
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Hummanna hummanna!!
Thanks Cap'n, I needed that!!
Safe gets up, dusts off his pants, walks over to Serenity and Alex Trebeck and throws a tarp over them.
Soul; "What was that all about?"
Safe; "C'mon man! Alex Trebeck?? That is just wrong!!" Safe shudders. "Besides, Serenity won't let me flush him out of the airlock like I want to."
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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laughing...trying to breathe...laughing... (missed so much hilariousness! Apparently I don't have River's skills with a gun... Thanks everyone for keeping it going!)
Amy knocks on door of infirmary--"Um, hey guys, I understand the trauma you're going through right now about Trebeck and Serenity's loss of self-control, but I think there's gonna be even more trauma if we don't fasten down Needy. Jack, Jazaf, Safe, you guys wanna help fashion a muzzle for him? I'm thinking tough and sturdy and no more biting!"
The men, overcome by mental imagery, struggle to catch up with this new idea. To get their attention, Amy wipes a glob of drool from the back of her neck onto her hand and waves it in front of their faces.
Amy:"You could be next!"
Jack: "Aaahh! Good point!"
Jazaf: "Serenity...Trebek...gross...oh, drool is gross"
Safe: "I hate you Trebek" (in Sean Connery voice of course)
Next item: SHOWERS (and I'm not using nutmeg soap!)
Amylisai, Albatross? of Destiny
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Jack grabs the picture of Lexa Doig from Soul and waves it in front of Needy, "Sci-fi babe therapy. If this doesn't work there's some Jimmy Kimmel pics in TRM's locker."
"Jimmy Kimmel in a thong," Amy tells them.
The men shudder. Jack slaps the restrained Needy, "Pull it together man!"
Um, is Slay This one of our wayward crew(wo)men?
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Now that I've done my google homework, I must say that Lexa Doig beats Jimmy Kimmel... but to each his/her own :-) Personally I'd be happy if Legolas paid Serenity another visit rather than Trebek, but hey, I'm crazy so what do I know? 'Course, then I'd have to fly into a wild rage and kill Serenity so I could have Legolas for myself... that's a story line I don't want to write.
Amylisai, foamy sister of Destiny
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