Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7)
POSTED BY: CastIronJack
UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2005 17:55
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Amy: (in Connery accent) "I hate you Trebek. My day has come!"
Trebek-alike: "Some things never change"
Crew members give Amy angry looks for being so unwelcoming.
Amy: (still as Connery) "Aw, it was all meant in good fun"
hopeful smile creeps onto Trebek-alike's face, until...
Amy: "FOAM FIGHT!"
Jack, Jazaf, Serenity, Trebek et al find themselves targets of a foam fling-athon. Weeee!
Amylisai, this board makes me smile (which is a life-saver right now because I'm so tired I almost started crying. Thankfully, the humor here averted the crisis. But now I've got to see what I can do to avert tiredness disaster...)
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Monday Morning Bump!
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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*Serenity slips on some foam...right into Trebeck's arms*
Ooops! 
*shameless flirting insues*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Safe pushes Jack away long enough to grab the hose.
"I'M SORRY, TREBECK, YOUR FLIRTING MUST BE IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!!"
Safe pulls back the lever and douses Trebeck in foam. At that point, Jack tackles him from the side. The still spraying hose skews off to the side in the jostling and covers Soul, a startled Jazaf and Ami. Flechette side steps, deftly, and is missed entirely.
In the the midst of Jack and Safe's wrestling, the hose ends up pointed at the cieling where an unseen cocoon hangs. The foam douses the cocoon, dissolving it leaving a naked Boy Whore hanging, startled, in mid air.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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*Trebeck drops Serenity in the onslaught. She's outraged at being both dropped and covered in foam (again)*
It WAS in the form of a question!!! He asked if I wanted to..*she looks up and sees Needy hanging from the ceiling*
Oh...my...
How do we get him down?
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Hi folks. Long time no see
It's been almost two weeks since I've posted here - I know it was before Sept 30th. Cos I tried to come back but soon tired of NOT getting in. It was due to all the traffic on the opening weekend but since then I have no excuse except that I just haven't got round to visiting. In fact, quite a few days the past couple of weeks I haven't even used the computer. And let me tell you now, that's quite a statement.
Of course, me forsaking you is not my worst sin. I have not yet seen Serenity.
*SHOCK. GASP.*
Well, I have seen it - at the pre-screening - just not since's it's release.
I was going to see it midday on thursday 6th (The day before its release over here), because I had the day off, but I spent that day in town (I had a lot of things to shop for including presents for my parent's wedding anniversary on the 7th october of all days). So I never got to see it on the thursday. Friday I was busy with work and the whole anniversary thing. Saturday I was up for 21 hours and only an hour or two was actually spent at home - no cinema that day either. Sunday I was pretty tired from the previous 21 hour day, got up about 11, wasnt ready until noon, and went and played rounders at the park which is a weekly thing for me. After that I returned home and my sister and her finace came round to bring their presents for the parents and there was a whole thing - couldnt exactly abandon them for the movie. Now its Wednesday 12th and I've been working enough to tire me out - plus I've never been much of a weekday cinema-visitor.
So that's my long excuse.
But I'm definitely going to see it this weekend - even if I have no one to go with.
Good news though, my sister is enthused about the movie too (Even though she's not a browncoat) and she says she's probably going to watch it this weekend - she loves the bit on the trailer where Mal asks if Jayne wants to run the ship yada yada yada
Anyway, thats all for now - I was going to contribute to the Foam escapade but my sister is bugging me to use the computer.
Don't worry, it won't be another two weeks
I will return...
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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All eyes are on Needy.
Safe: quietly to Serenity "Do you think he's learned how to hover?"
Jack: "look, a Boy Whore Pinata!!"
Safe smacks Jack and Flechtte and Ami throw foam at him.
Jack: "What??"
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Glad to hear from you again. Enough excuses, back to posting
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Serenity to Safe: Whatever he's learned to do, this is not good. We need to get him to the infirmary. But how do we get him down?
Jack, put away the bat!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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As Amy is still distracted by Jack's statement, she feels a trickle run down the back of her neck.
"Agh" she cringes before looking at her fellow crewmembers "is one of the pipes lea..." she stops as she looks up again spotting the source of the leak.
There Needy hovers with his mouth gaping open and saliva pouring from it
"Please someone get him down!" Amy instructs
"Feel free to step in at any time" Safe offers
"He's drooling everywhere" she says, cringing again just at the thought that there was Whore Drool still present on her neck. "Can't you poke him with a stick?"
Just as Amy makes the suggestion, Needy can be heard moaning. "AHHHHH"
"Eugh, please don't tell me you hit his... g-spot" Serenity pleads, joining Amy and, indeed, every other crewmember present in a cringing fit
Safe admits "I didn't touch him". A look around at the others also confirms that nobody in fact touched him
"So what's with the moans of pleasure?" Serenity asks as Needy can be heard moaning again, his drool still persisting so much that Destiny has it's own waterfall on board
Alex Trebek doesn't answer but realises where Needy's eyes have fixed their gaze and that his moans aren't noises of pleasure, but noises of lust and desire. Mr Trebek's greatest fear is confirmed when the zombified Needy utters words that terrifies Destiny's guest to his very soul
"BRAINS!!!"
Just then Needy drops from the ceiling and lands square on top of Alex Trebek. Before any of the crewmembers can react, Needy bites into Mr Trebek's skull
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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NO! Not Trebeck!!!
*Serenity pulls out her rifle, ready to shoot Needy before he can completely devour Trebeck, but Safe grabs her arm.*
Safe: We can't kill him. He's still a member of our crew!
Serenity: But..but...Trebeck!!!
*She turns away in horror and grief*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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