Romanian Prisoner Sues God

POSTED BY: Cybersnark
UPDATED: Thursday, October 20, 2005 09:41
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For breach of contract, apparently.

http://en.rian.ru/world/20051018/41809986.html

Hee. "God-inflicted damage."

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We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient.

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Makes perfect sense to me, so long as:

Someone witnessed God's signature on the contract.

or

There are reliable witnesses to God's agreeing to the terms of the verbal contract.

I've always had trouble getting God to commit to anything specific . . .

To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. --Robt. Heinlein

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Quote:

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Originally posted by R1Z:


To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. --Robt. Heinlein

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From the Dalai Lama's instructions for life in the new century:

#19 Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

...and apparently sueing the almighty. Accepting a bribe, in Romania? Never happen.

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Hmmm...
Anyone seen Billy Connolly in 'The Man who Sued God?'

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