Top Ten Things I Learned From Watching Serenity (SPOILERS)
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1) Anonymous video broadcast from out in the black will be belived as truth by populace and not as an entry in Funniest Reaver Videos
2)If you get really close to your sister, you will forget about sex
3)River doesn't feel the cold
4) Masturbating is very common on Serenity (Jayne, Kaylee and Mal at the least)
5) You can find someone to cornrow your hair even on some dumpy mining planet
6)Not all incense just smells nice
7) Captains who wear tight pants relish the opportunity to slip into a frock occassionally
8)Reavers have poor long distance sight (they couldn't see the 'normal' crew visible thru Serenity's front window)
9)Love Bots are people too
10) In the future, ad execs will still make crappy annoying ads with jingles you can't forget
"I'll be in my bunk"
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1) Book doesn't have to tell us how he knows such things
2)The PAX is a bad thing to give people
3)Mal shot first.
4)The clips are in teh rear hatch.
5)Mal loves Inara (just said it in his our Capt'ny way)
6)Inara loves Mal (just said it in her our Companion-y way)
7)If I want to be like Capt Tightpants, i should Aim to misbehave
8)I wanna say something cool when i die like, "I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar" or "I'm sorry i won't be able to take you to the beach Ms Ninaka"(Nadesco)
9)Jayne getting beat up by a 90lbs girl never gets old.
10)I'll miss Wash and Book
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Quote:
Originally posted by Crumpy:
4. Kaylee likes sex (well I spose we knew that already from 'Out of Gas')and has used a lot of AA's this last year.
AA's?
I'd have thought she was more of a C or D girl!
Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said.
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They'll come at you sideways.
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*Apologies for any repeats*
1) If you want to rob a bank, wait until everyone is in church.
2) Heroes are people that get others killed.
3) Even leaves on the wind can't stay there forever.
4) A few bullets are as good as any passcode.
5) She may be tore up plenty, but she'll fly true.
6) Sex is a great reason to fight.
7) Even if you are unarmed and non-threatening, it is still a good idea to wear full body armor.
8) Always bring grenades. You never know what might happen.
9) What you plan and what actually happens ain't never been exactly similar.
10) Killing the ship that kills you is not a very Christian thing to do.
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"Ha ha ha. Mine is an evil laugh." -- Wash
"For evil to triumph, good men must do nothing." -- some important british guy
"Thank God for Tango Romeo Echo's." -- me
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I'm jumping ship. My thread never really took off! MWP I'll follow you anywhere, but only coz you make me laugh!
1) Don't fly in anything that has a Capissen 38 engine. Apparently they fall right out of the sky.
2) If Inara and Mal have a conversation that doesn't include a fight, it's a trap.
3) One should be a tad cautious of being a leaf on the wind.
4) If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to.
5) Being killed with a sword is weird.
6) If Kaylee tells you something needs replacing, you should REALLY listen to her.
7) If you spend an hour with Mal he can make you angry.
8) When going to meet the enemy, take the Pulse Beacon with you.
9) Simon doesn't spit.
10) I don't know is a good answer.
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"If nothing we do means anything then the only thing that means anything is what we do"
"This is the Captain. There's a litle problem with our entry sequence, we may experience some slight turbulance and then explode."
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Never put the minds behind every major military operation in the galaxy in the same room with a psychic. Or if you do don't leave your sword at home, or rather bring a gun, or maybe some cyanide, on second thought... never put the minds behind every major military operation in the galaxy in the same room with a psychic.
When someone is angry, their eyes will be wider than if they are just fearful.
When the primary buffer panel on your ship flies off, it may make your landing pretty interesting, but you will get on the ground, that will happen pretty definately
I think of more later.
"We had ties that could not be broken, except by the passing of time. Like a rock. A broken time rock. And you're very special to me, my broken time rock people." - Nathan Fillion
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Not Serenity specific, but applies to the series as well...
1. If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.
2. Even the biggest, dumbest, meanest looking guy in the sky has a mom somewhere that loves him.
3. Nerve damage is not necessarily a bad thing.
4. Never underestimate love.
5. If you can't do the smart thing, do the right thing.
more later
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"Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will."
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10. If you plan on using your Secret Vulcan Hip Pinch to immobilize a target, make sure that you verify that the nerve cluster hasn't been moved.
9. A Firefly-class midbulk transport will still fly with no primary buffer panel--but the landing might get pretty interesting.
8. Always treat a Companion considerately--she might be carrying not-incense.
7. Think twice about disparaging a distinguished veteran's war record--he might restrain himself, but his second-in-command may be rather less understanding.
6. Change the channel when Fruity Oaty Bar commercials come on--you know, just in case.
5. Grenades--better to have and not need, than need and not have.
4. Ceilings make great hiding places.
3. Buddhists get to ask for stuff for Christmas, too.
2. Erotic doll technology will be much more advance in the future.
And the number one thing I learned from watching Serenity:
1. Even in the future, computer hackers will still need to make use of erotic doll technology.
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I wish I had a magical wish-granting plank.
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6. Betrayals are sudden, but inevitable.
7. Sometimes mercy can take the form of a punch in the face.
8. The true purpose of Government is to "get in a man's way."
2 more to go!
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"Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will."
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