Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7)
POSTED BY: CastIronJack
UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2005 17:55
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Jack! Yer back!!
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Is Trebeck okay? Did you save his brains?
"Sadly, no. Jack tried his best but with all that knowledge crammed into his head, it was like a shaken can of soda. When Needy gnawed on his cranium, it all sprayed out. It was terrible to behold...terrible."
"Jack recovered as much as he could. And he and Dr. Me tried to replace it but, squeezing it out of a sponge into his head through a funnel isn't exactly scientific."
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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lol! Rolling on floor laughing! 
Whew! *gasps for air*
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"Tell me it ain't so!!" Serenity wails. "His brains were the best part!"
Jack: "That's what Needy thought too."
He is shushed and slapped by several people.
"He's not attractive if he's stupid."
Serenity bursts into uncontrollable sobs.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Oh shush, Safe. I don't know about your Canadian mandibles, but I can't imagine Needy's are all that fearsome, even if he is possessed by a space bug of colossal proportions...
Alex may have to part his hair differently, but his mind is just as brilliant(??? He only asks the questions, he doesn't answer 'em!!! How brilliant can he be?) as he was before the Needy incident.
Besides, do we really want to hear Serenity pining after her long lost game show host?
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Soul holds his boomstick aimed at Needy in case the boy whore decides to go all vampiry again.
"So...who's gonna host 'Jeopardy' now?"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/
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First off, Serenity....LOL! That's funny.
Secondly, Jack....you've got to admit, that's some funny stuff...had her going too.
'Sides, I never said he was gone, just....not quite right. I imagine the cork you've got wedged into the top of his head will hold....right?
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Serenity wails all the louder.
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Is it my fault I've got a thing for smart Canadians?
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Quote:
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:
"So...who's gonna host 'Jeopardy' now?"
http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/
'Isn't it obvious?' Jazaf blurts out, 'Jimmy Kimmel!'
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny
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Jack punches Safe in the arm, "Stop that."
The chief nurse goes over to comfort Serenity, "Needy didn't eat Alex's brains," he points at Trebek, "You. Get over here and say something gameshowy."
Jack passes the inconsolible Serenity over to Trebek, "It'll be fine..."
The chief nurse pulls up the handyman by his handy belt, "Listen here, you," Jack says, "If the women don't stay happy with what we give them we are NEVER going to get what we want..."
"And what do WE want?" Safe asks, "Hypothetically."
"Oh," Jack says, "I dunno," he looks away dreamily, "Something with Lexa Doig might be nice."
Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny
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Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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