Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7)
POSTED BY: CastIronJack
UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2005 17:55
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*Flechette pulls out one of her "improved" knives and throws at Needy. It flashes light as it spins and hits Needy with a resounding THUNK! - handle end first*
"Well that should at least..." Flechette trails off as Needy staggers, drops Trebeck, and jumps at her...
"Gulp - um help?"
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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Flechette falls to the floor as Needy pounces on top of her, pulls her head to the side and prepares to sink his teeth into her neck. Her screams aren't enough to stop the Zombified Boy Whore, but one thing is
Serenity, now quite annoyed with Needy, what with him stealing her favourite scarf and now atempting to kill her friends, raises her rifle once more
"Get the hell off of her" she screams. When he ignores her warning and proceeds to bite Flechette, Serenity takes action, firing a shot into his shoulder. The impact blows Needy away from Flechette's neck and body violently, but fortunately Flechette remains unscathed, with nothing more than an "extreme hickey" proving that he had in fact touched her
Needy, rises from the floor till he is on all fours. Displaying an evil grin, he stares at the shooter, his eyes alerting Serenity to the fact that he is formulating his next plan of action.
Beginning to panic, Serenity shoots him again, this time in his left leg, just above his kneecap.
Needy falls back down to the floor, bloodied and broken.
"You know, you could have helped out" Serenity points out to the rest of her crewmates who had merely been standing around watching
"You looked like you had it covered" Jazaf replies, whilst the others nod and agree
Serenity sighs and mutters condemning words in Chinese.
"I'm fine by the way" Flechette sarcastically comments as she tries to get back on to her shaky feet.
"Here..." Serenity walks over to her, offering her hand "...looks like we women folk have to stick together"
"Hey!" Amy calls "What about me?"
"Oh right. You were a BIG help" Serenity calls back as she proceeds to help Flechette up
Just then, Needy pounces from the floor onto Serenity, knocking Flechette back down in the process
Serenity, still standing, now has the naked boy whore attached to her back with his arms around her throat and his mouth trying to bite into her ear. As she struggles and staggers about, the rest of the crew struggle to think of what to do. Do they grab the rifle that Serenity has since dropped and try shooting him again? Or do they grab the nearst blunt object and start bashing the Boy Whore in the head
"GET. OFF. ME. WHORE!" Serenity shouts as she swings around and desperately hits Needy into every wall, table and cupboard.
Amy picks up the rifle and uses it to poke Needy in the face. First she pokes him in the eye, gets it stuck in his nostril before accidentally pulling the trigger and blowing off his left ear
"Oops"
Next Alex Trebek steps up and starts to karate-chop every part of Needy's body, hoping to find his achilles heal. Unfortunately, he also tries to karate-chop his mouth and ends up losing a thumb.
As Needy munches on Alex Trebek's right thumb, Serenity tries to headbutt him using the back of her head and Jack starts whacking him on the spine with his baseball bat
It's no good though, Needy's holding on to tight and shows no sign of letting go.
"Shoot him again Amy!" Serenity pleads
But before Amy can do anything, Needy bites into Serenity's neck
She screams. Everyone screams. Needy convulses
After the screaming has died down, Serenity becomes nervous, not knowing, what exactly Needy was doing now that he had stopped biting. Then his body begins to jerk.
"ew ew ew, get him off me!" Serenity begs
Jack bats him in the side and the naked boy whore immediately goes down. There he lies, curdled in a ball, his body jittering.
"Uhm..." Jazaf starts but doesn't finish
"Has he got a hairball?" Flechette asks
Then, Needy throws up. A thumb and some other unidentifiable matter - all covered in foam.
"EWWWW" Everyone cries in unison
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Woah. Long post
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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YOU BIT ME!!
(
now Dr. Me is going to make me get a shot.)
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*Serenity's neck is bleeding. Blood makes her feel woozy.*
Somebody deal with him..
*she waves her arm in Needy's direction and then she faints into the ready arms of Trebeck.*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Safe looks down at the retching Boy Whore and calmly pulls back the lever on the hose and blasts, hitting him square in the still open mouth, forcing nutmeggy foam down his throat.
Safes attention then turns to Trebeck. Safe blasts him with the foam too, covering him entirely "Never liked him anyway".
Safe looks at Serenity....shrugs and turns the hose on her too. "Better safe than sorry".
"Anybody else?" Safe looks around at the rest of the crew.
Safeat2nd, Dispenser of Nutmeggy Foam & Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Jazaf steps forward, 'I guess we should put him in the infirmary and, I dunno, restrain him till he seems better?'
Using the coat that he was given Jazaf ties up Needy, careful not to get too close to the boy whore's mouth.
'Sides I'm sure the Doc will know what to do.'
The crew nods in agreement. Safe blasts Needy once more with the foam.
'What'd you do that for?' Amy asks
'I still had some left.' Safe says with a shrug.
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jazaf:
Safe blasts Needy once more with the foam.
'What'd you do that for?' Amy asks
'I still had some left.' Safe says with a shrug.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Falls off chair and rolls on floor holding sides* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:Quote:
Originally posted by Jazaf:
Safe blasts Needy once more with the foam.
'What'd you do that for?' Amy asks
'I still had some left.' Safe says with a shrug.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Falls off chair and rolls on floor holding sides* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
I'm right there with ya!
Laughing that is... not in your home, stalking you
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Step 1: Stop Serenity from bleeding. (check)
Step 2: Stop Boy Whore from bleeding. (check)
Step 3: Stop Alex Trebek from bleeding. (check)
Step 4: Reload shotgun. (check)
Step 5: Get all injured personnel to the infirmary(check)
Step 6: Give Serenity all her shots and check if she's becoming a vampire. (erm... check?)
Step 7: Reattach Trebek's regurgitated finger and replace brain matter. (ew... check)
Step 8: Dress Boy Whore in greasy overalls. (check)
Step 9: Restrain Boy Whore. (check)
Step 10: Get more dental floss and bubble gum foil. (working)
Jack, Medical MacGyver of Destiny
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*Serenity wakes up in the infirmary*
What happened about me? (I've always wanted to use that line.)
Is Trebeck okay? Did you save his brains?
Oh, and how's Needy?
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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