Destiny-Episode 6: Return of the Browncoats
POSTED BY: CallMeSerenity
UPDATED: Thursday, October 6, 2005 12:57
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Originally posted by CastIronJack:
JAck shakes his head, "Do I really have to be the bedside manner ALL THE TIME?"
From some reason that brings to mind a Barenaked Ladies song.
As for TRM's suggestion at joining the Sereni-tree...I've never been one to intrude, sounds intriguing, and I wouldn't want to leave this thread all our crew are here. Besides, I don't think Jaz would like it over there. From what I can understand, Soul has a thing for disembodied pilots and I'm wondering if it extends to navigators.....
Sooo....who's crawling into the vent after it??
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Jazaf is already over there. As am I, and Soul, and TRM and Needy and Rat (who hasn't been over here in awhile. Or on the TREE, now that I think about it Rat! Where are you?) and loads of other people.
It's pretty much a free-for-all. We have great fun. And lots of peril.
Don't feel obligated, but you're welcome to join.
And I am NOT crawling into any vents after any mutated body parts. No ruttin' way.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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*crackle*
Flechette's voice floats over the intercom
Um guys - do we have any new mutated things on board? I just cut a space quito in half with those nifty improved knives and well.... now's theres 3......
-silence-
guys?
okay ones more a siamese twin thing but still theres' 3 heads down here....
umm that came out wrong -
OKay how about this?
HELP@!
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Flechette - Destiny's Cook
We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo
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TheRealMe releases a tape measure and it snakes back into its case.
"Serenity, it looks like my head is 12 inches around."
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What say you Jack? Flechette? Think they have enough room for 3 more crazies?
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Dr. me grins proudly at the vent "Now that's an unexpected developement"
All eyes turn to Needy...
Needy: "What?? Why are you all looking at me like that?? *looking around nervously*
Serenity and Jack grab Needy, Safe pops the grill off the vent, Dr. Me hands Needy a small container. "Remember, Don't kill my experiment 326, just catch it"
Jack & Serenity stuff needy into the vent oblivious to his protests. Just as his feet disappear from view, Serenity reaches out and snatches her scarf.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Just as Needy's bare behind is disappearing into the air vent, TheRealMe draws a scary-looking weapon from his holster, takes aim, and fires at Needy. As the projectile impacts the former site of the mutated blemish, it unfolds into a sterile gauze band-aid and glues itself securely into place.
With a smile, TheRealMe spins the band-aid gun on his finger (firing off several more band-aids in random directions) and returns the weapon to its holster.
"Heh! Another invention of mine worked!"
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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Safe hollers into the vent "Needy, here's your squirt gun. I modified it a bit. Tweaked it so to speak. I realized, you don't need volume of water if you have pressure, so I fitted it with a couple extra water tanks and co2 cartridges for pressure." Tosses gun into vent.
"Good hunting!! Oh, head for the mess, Flechette said she saw it there"
Aside to the others, "He's toast, isn't he?"
Safe peels a bandage off his cheek. "I know what I'm gonna modify next" glaring at the "good" doctor.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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Needy's body jolts for a second as the flying band-aid hits his backside, causing his body to jump and hit his head on the ceiling of the extremely cramped, not to mention pitch black, air duct
"Thanks a lot!"
"No problem," TRM calls back, ignoring the sarcastic tone and deciding to view it as a heartfelt and grateful thank you
"You know, a little light down here would be nice!" Needy calls back, sounding quite annoyed that he has been assigned with the task of tracking down his mutant growth, the brother he never wanted.
Serenity, still feeling angry at Needy, picks up a torch from TRM's utility belt and flings it in to the duct towards the boy whore.
"AGH!" Needy screams. "Hasn't my bum been through enough?!"
Serenity's previously annoyed face transforms as a smirk makes a cameo appearance
"Lousy no-good careless crew" Needy mumbles under his breath
"We heard that!" Serenity shouts back, before turning towards TRM. "Have you got anything else we can throw at him?"
"I wouldn't worry about that" TRM replies calmly
"What do you mean?" Safe butts in
"That wasn't a standard torch you tossed him" TRM reveals
"What was it then?" Jazak asks hesitantly
"Just another... invention" TRM modestly replies
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Needy screams
Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Just as Needy's bare behind is disappearing into the air vent, TheRealMe draws a scary-looking weapon from his holster, takes aim, and fires at Needy. As the projectile impacts the former site of the mutated blemish, it unfolds into a sterile gauze band-aid and glues itself securely into place.
With a smile, TheRealMe spins the band-aid gun on his finger (firing off several more band-aids in random directions) and returns the weapon to its holster.
"Heh! Another invention of mine worked!"
LMAO! Very very funny, TRM!
*Still smirking at her unintended revenge on Needy, Serenity picks up her tainted scarf gingerly with one finger.*
Hmm..Amylisai does alot of laundry around here. I wonder if she's got anything that'll get out Naked Boy Whore.
*She wanders off to go find out.*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe releases a tape measure and it snakes back into its case.
"Serenity, it looks like my head is 12 inches around."
TRM-there is no frackin' way your head is 12 inches around. Unless you're really a pyromanic midget. Or 5 years old. Or had your head shrunken in a voodoo curse. And I've seen pictures. You, sir, got a big head. So try that again, please. And remember, you're measuring the crown of your head. Like where a CROWN would sit if you were King of Londinium. Or if you were a hippee and wore a headband around your forehead. Okay?
Thanks!
And hurry up because I've very nearly finished Amy's and Needy's.
Needster-I need your address!! PM it to me, please!
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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