Destiny-Episode 6: Return of the Browncoats
POSTED BY: CallMeSerenity
UPDATED: Thursday, October 6, 2005 12:57
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Jayne begins to strap miscellaneous objects d'war onto Jack.
"Jayne are you sure that this is necessary?" Jack grunts underneath the hardware, "I mean we're talking about the spawn of Catalina dressing, a space mosquito and Needy's left buttock."
"In a word," Jayne cocks a shotgun, "Yeah."
"We are in a spaceship," Jack muses, "Won't some of this stuff put a mighty big hole in the Destiny?"
"Maybe."
"Hella vocabulary you got there, Jayne."
Flechette comes out in similar gear. Jack notices a bit of watering in Jayne's eyes, "Ain't she a doll?"
"Are we ready?" she asks.
Jack's hand runs over the unfamiliar equipment, "Well. This ain't a Nerf gun."
Jack, Defender of Destiny
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Wellllll... Okay, then. TWO feet! But that's my final offer! 
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You sure you don't want to go to 2 1/2? 
I'll make your hat the same size as Needy's and Soul's and Greek's. I'm sure it'll fit. If not, well, I'll be around all weekend to fix it, won't I?
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Uh. Really. 24 inches.
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TRM, I'm thinking I might like to partake of the action on Sereni-tree as well, as you kindly offered, but I wouldn't feel right just jumping in. I don't want to step on any toes, or go astray of any exsisting story lines. If the offer is still open....any suggestions...a starting point...
Jack would make an excellent partner to jump into the fray with. Waddya say Jack? All the rest seem to be there too. And we ain't abandoning this story line, it's just too damn funny....
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*Safe eyes Jack's armament and shakes his head* "I've got all I need right here"
*Safe shoulders a shiney aluminum soft-ball bat* "That thing gets close enough and I'm goin' for the fence"
*Takes a test swing and knocks over cannisters*
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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*shrug*
Doesn't matter much to me. We just can't abandon Destiny...
Oooo... Rhymes.
*Whips out guitar*
The only thing worse than dancing Jack is singing Jack!
Jack, Balladman of Destiny
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Oh no. We won't be abandoning Destiny. Like I said, it's too damn funny. Plus I've grown attached to the crew. (Curse you Dr. Me!!)
But TRM, Serenity, Soul etc seem to be able to do both. I'm willing to try. Worse thing can happen is I make a fool outta myself, but then I've already come to terms with that aspect, plus I've been called worse.
*Shades of Juicey Fruit commercial, Safe grabs the guitar from Jack and smashes it to pieces on the floor.*
*Then, being neat minded, scoops up the pieces and not finding a garbage can handy, chucks them into the airduct*
Safeat2nd, Neatness first, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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If you would like to join us on the tree, I suggest you catch up with Piffle and PR as they head for the TREE to be rescued from the Reavers.
It's fun being on two ships. Here, I'm a gun-totin' 1st Mate. On the TREE, I'm a winged katana slinger. Not the best katana slinger, but I hold my own. I also have the proud honor of having saved us all once, when I was able to drop a bomb device into the main shaft thingy of the Evil Invaders' building and blew the sucker up. (What was it called again TRM? Heck if I know.) That was a good day for me. Course, we've all be saved by each other so many times, I can't keep track.
It's fun, it's mayhem. We like new people. They're shiny and they've all got stories...
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Thanks Serenity, I've done mine and Jack's entry to the scene. Hope he doesn't mind. It's in his hands now as I won't be around until Sun. pm.
Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny
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*sends Safe good-softball-playing thoughts*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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