Destiny-Episode 6: Return of the Browncoats

POSTED BY: CallMeSerenity
UPDATED: Thursday, October 6, 2005 12:57
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

*And runs smack into Serenity.*

What the? Wode tìan!

*She averts her eyes*

Needy, what on earth are you doing? Where are your clothes? No, I am NOT going to check your backside for bee stings! Find the Dr for that. But for goodness sake, put some clothes on!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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A panic-stricken Needy pleads with Serenity.

"I can't find him! Doctor? Where's the Doctor? You need to suck out the poison!!!"

Needy turns around and bends over, pointing his backside at a cringing Serenity

"Please, put it away. I'm not touching that thing, let alone sucking it." Serenity answers honestly. "Can't you get some clothes on and just find the good doctor like a dignified human being would?"

"Clothes?! What clothes? They're gone. If you've got any handy then please, I'd be more than welcome to put them on. But I really need to find the doctor, there's no telling what could happen... I could start growing wings. I could shrink. I could die!"

Needy is sidetracked for a moment upon noticing a colourful and rather elegant-looking scarf Serenity is wearing.

"hm... do you mind if I borrow that?" Needy asks, pointing at the scarf in question. Whether the technicolor scarf had some special powers or not, it sure did seem to calm the previously insane-with-fear companion

"What? My scarf?"

"Yeah. I could take it, and use it for underwear. I'm good with nipping and tucking garments in. I could turn it into a nice pair of pants. For the time being that is"

"Do you have any idea how much this cost me? This is a Serra Original! And I don't even wanna think about where you'd be tucking it!"

Despite Serenity's normally friendly nature, Needy's eyes had already been set on the scarf.
It was begging him to take it from her. Before she could react, he snatched it from her neck and fled down the corridor with it firm in his grasp.
Serenity cringed and looked away. It hurt her that Needy had gone and took her scarf, but she wasn't prepared to go after him and, god forbid, tackle him to the floor for it. There was no telling in what position they would land in, and she would rather lose the scarf than her dignity. Besides, she would have plenty of opportunity to get revenge on him


Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Originally posted by safeat2nd:
*Safe stops at Soul's cabin* Hey Soul, I rigged up a holster for your boomstick. Works on magnets. Just strap it to your back and the gun snaps in place, no fumbling for straps and such....Hello??

*Soul doesn't look up from the keyboard. He continues to pound away and just waves absently to a corner*

Ok....ummm...I'll put it over here.

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Soul walks over to where Safe laid the holster and straps it across his back. He picks up his boomstick, swings it over his shoulder, and hears a satisfying click as it settles into place. He smiles.

"Now this I like..."

He walks over to the ladder and climbs up to the main hallway, where he watches Needy run into Serenity, wearing...well, wearing too little.

"Needy, I'm thinkin' that Dr. Me should have a look at that sting, and that you need to get ahold of some clothes."

Soul turns and smiles at Serenity.

"Thank you for standing in for me," he says, and in one smooth motion, he pulls his boomstick off of his back, swings it down, pumps the action, and grins.

"The Captain is back."

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Glad to see you back Cap'n. Your replacement was getting a bit bossy

So where is the doc anyway? We may have heating on the ship to prevent it from getting to cold in space, but I gotta say, when you're naked and walking around the ship - not that warm

Considering I haven't yet collapsed, I don't suppose the sting is as bad as I feared, but still, I'd like it dealt with as quickly as possible

*Soul looks at Needy with a puzzled expression on his face*

"That scarf..." Soul starts

Yeah?

"wh.."

It's Serenity's. I took it to keep myself covered

*Soul looks Needy up and down.*

"Then shouldn't you be, you know, covering yourself... down below?"

Nah. It's too good. I don't want it spoiling

*soul cringes and looks away*

Why does everybody cringe? *looks down* Am I really that cringeworthy? Surely not. I'm a boy whore gorram it!

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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"So you woke up and found your clothes gone..." Jack says, "Why on earth are you running around the ship for?

Needy tells him.

"Okay, okay, okay," Jack shakes his head, "Has Safe found you yet?"

"No."

"And don't worry," Jack says, "It was only a space mosquito. Big suckers, pardon the pun, but harmless."

"What am I going to do?"

"I'm thinking clothes," Jack says, "But I'm just spitballing here."



Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Better reply to the things from the last thread before I start wading through this thread too. Just skip them all to catch up faster? Never!

Serenity, I am so jealous! Your trip sounds SO COOL! I wish I could have been there with you to help you enjoy it :) I am so glad you had that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to soak up time with fans and stars.

Here's what I'm going to guess the shirt means--My memory may be failing me as I've only read LOTR three times, but I think Legolas and Gimli travel into the West together after they're done travelling for fun all over MiddleEarth. That would mean they live forever though, wait, that didn't answer the question, I'm still at a loss... (BTW, LOTR was in my top three fav books BEFORE that sickening movie came out, thank you very much)

THANK YOU for the gifties! I love the Indian take-out and Kaylee's dress sighting! yum yum, plenty to munch on and think about as I explore the ship's jeffry's tubes :)

Very nice of you to bring us each something! Especially since my work has kept me off the list for some weeks (missed so much!)

Did you all see the shiny new Serenity website yet? I looked at everything, it's so pretty!

Oh, and thank you for calling me "mei mei", Serenity. As the youngest (at 22) crazy sister on this boat, it made me warm and fuzzy inside. The best cure for stress, definitely!

Amylisai, so good to check in

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Few things I forgot--

Needy, nice Simon screen shot. Very, very, nice.

Geography round-up: I live in Petaluma, CA (45 min north of San Francisco in farm country. Thank goodness a theatre opened in town this year so I can see the BDM!)

Serenity--oh! a hat! My address is
Amy Lisa Isaacs
1991 Rainier Circle
Petaluma, CA 94954

Amylisai, get the amy lisa i now?

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Whew, I made it. All caught up. Watch me get totally behind again in the next few days.

My favorite blonde joke:
Why are all blonde jokes so short and simple?
So the boys can understand them!
:)

The new stuff in the store is exciting, the old things were so far out of my league. It was nice that they added so many for us low-pointers. That being sad, my 84.5 days must've come 'round 'cause I suddenly have points: 3640 rank: 725, much higher than last time I checked. I was sooo impressed by Flechette complaining about being in the 500's and then suddenly I got bumped up. I guess 'cause we have so many newbies and ppl are spending off the points in the store. I'm definitely going for the Serenity patch (I like to put patches on my duffle bag, get 'em when I travel to special places) but I want to wait as long as possible to help out the team's numbers!

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Amy finally appears in crew drama...

While climbing up the stair railing (on the outside of the stairs, without a rope), Crazy Sister Amy sees Needy talking to Soul.
The shock of naked Needy causes Amy to let go of the railing--but instead of falling through the air she hovers.

Amy: Cool skills they put in my brain...the academy wasn't all bad
Amy flaps arms and tests flying ability...

Soul: hm, what's with my crew? Jayne in a kilt, a naked companion with a swollen butt, and a floating crazy sister...

Jack: Could be worse. We used ta have psychotic robots

Everyone gives a moment of silence for blasted psychotic robots


Too much fun. Amylisai, Crazy sister of Destiny

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Shuttle 2 docks with the Destiny. The hatch pops open and out strolls TheRealMe, whistling to himself, pushing a wheel burrow containing a pile of various mechanical and electronic parts.

“Oh, hello, everyone!”

TheRealMe heads off to the Infirmary, where he parks the wheel burrow. He begins to check his various long-running experiments.

“Dammit! My spmosquito is missing from its container! Now what am I going to use to deliver flesh-shaping recombinant DNA to my victims? Uh, I mean, patients!”

TheRealMe shrugs.

“Oh, well. At least I’m finally getting the hang of this doctor thing!”


TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Looks like the scavenger hunt points are here.

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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