Favorite Movie Quotes
POSTED BY: Lerxst
UPDATED: Monday, May 26, 2003 09:56
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A friend told me this one and i'm not sure if it's from a movie or not. I think it's pretty damn funny... in a morbid kinda way...
"When I die I want to die like my Grandpa, sleeping peacefully... not like the screaming passengers in his car!"
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Aphrodite
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This is a 44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun ever made. It can blow a man's head clean off. Now, you're probably wondering, did he fire five shots or six. Tell you the truth, in all this confusion, I can't remember. So, you gotta ask yourself, do you feel lucky? Well, do ya PUNK?
--Dirty Harry
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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!
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Originally posted by aphrodite:
A friend told me this one and i'm not sure if it's from a movie or not. I think it's pretty damn funny... in a morbid kinda way...
"When I die I want to die like my Grandpa, sleeping peacefully... not like the screaming passengers in his car!"
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Aphrodite
If you go here the is a web page (thats 38 printed pages) filled with quotes. One of them is "When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my father did, not screaming in terror like his passengers."
Thats right next to "Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to. "
But, for the most part at least, they arn't movie quotes.
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Posted by Nonuluna: Could that have been 'Inner Space'?
Oh! Was that the movies where he was supposed to be put in a rabbit but he got stuck in Martin somebody instead? Okay... if that's not a real movie then its a dream I had. I have the darnedest time telling them apart.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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It was if I'm not mistaken...I never saw it but I know that Martin Short was in it and I think that Dennis Quaid was the guy who got shrunk...
I think we're on the same page with this...
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"Well are you going to draw or just stand there whistling Dixie?" - Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales
"It's a good thing you stopped me when you did. (Beat) I might have killed her" - Chief The Outlaw Josey Wales
Danny:Interupting as a girl tries to seduce his friend, "Peachy!"
Peachy: "Danny, let us go seek safety in the sanctity of Battle!" - Danny and Peach, The Man Who Would be KING
"Well if she's not good enough to be here, maybe I'm not."
"Please stay Sam!"
"Not unless you're having a wife strangling contest." - Sam McCord, North to Alaska
"There goes a king."
"'ow do you know 'e's a king."
"'e ain't got shit on 'im." - Two Peasant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Two true classics:
Jake: How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women?
Jake: No, I didn't. Honest. I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"
Elwood: We're on a mission from God.
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.
The Blues Brothers
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med.
Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.
Animal House
Another funny movie:
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood: Yeah, one more thing. Remember that stuff? We used to eat a whole lot of it back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.
Thurgood: So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
Half Baked
Had to throw this one in:
Jay: Fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noich noich noich, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noich, noich noich / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. / Rollin' blunts and smokin'...
Teen: Uh, let me get a nickel bag.
Jay: Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
Later.
Quote:
"What kind of head of security would I be if I let people like me know things that I am not supposed to know. I know what I know, because I have to know it and if I don't have to know it, I don't tell me and don't let anyone else tell me either."
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Ash: "Klatu verata ni*cough*. There, I said the words."
[looks around, then grabs the Necronomicon, which proceeds to dine on his fingers]
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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"It's an exciting world out there when we discover we don't need tv to entertain us."
"He said anus."
"Entertain us, anus...oh yeah."
"Did you even hear a word I said?"
"Uh... yeah, anus"
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"Oh Beautiful!! Wish you were here!"
"You people make my ass twitch"
"You come you go go, you say one thing, and do something else. So why should I believe any thing you say?"
"You're French aren't you?"
-French Kiss
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"I believe I ordered the Cambel's cup-o-cinno. HELLO!!"
"...Heed...Pants...Now!"
"....And Charlie..Light a match!"
-So I Married and Axe Murderer
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Captain Picard speaking in First Contact
"They attack and we fall back..NO more...The line must be drawn HERE, this far no further..."
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Just some of my favs...
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