Favorite Movie Quotes
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Hudson: In case you haven't been paying attention to current events, we just got our asses kicked, pal!
After all of that Clue I thought we could use some Aliens
Hudson: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Hudson: Well that's a switch.
Frost: I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.
Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
Hicks: Marines, we are LEAVING!
Burke: Look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation. He can't make that kind of decision. He's just a grunt. Ah, no offense.
Hicks: None taken.
Later
Hicks: All right, we waste him. No offense!
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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Originally posted by Gaebolga:
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley
Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.
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"All right you bunch of primitive screw-heads this, is my boom stick!"
Ash - Bruce Campbell VS the Army of Darkness.
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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...
ZOE: I wish there was another way...
DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...
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Bartleby: “You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.”
~Dogma
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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”
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Good one Koffee
I always liked the opening
Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it--Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"
Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.
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"When you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
Tuco - The Good, The Bad, The ugly.
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"You won't hurt me."
"Yeah? why not?"
"Because you are a police man. There are rules for policemen."
"Yeah. My Captain keeps telling me the same thing."
McClane pistol whips the Terrorist.
A terrorist and McClane - Die Hard.
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"A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister."
John McClane - Die Hard.
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"Attention, whoever you are. This cannel is reserved for emergancy use only-"
"No fucking shit, Lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"
The Dispatcher and McClane.
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McClane throws a terrorist's dead body onto an officer's car. The terrorists open fire on the cop.
"Welcome to the party, pal."
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I'm watching Die Hard right now.
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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...
ZOE: I wish there was another way...
DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...
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Police: Are you human?
Dallas: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Lelu: Multipass!
"Chicken gooood!"
Yay for the Fifth Element! One of my friends has Lelu hair.
Other favorite quotes of mine:
Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Wesley: Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has!
Vincini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slighyl less well known is this: never go in against a Scicilian when DEATH is on the line! HahahahahahaHA! *dies*
Kid: See, didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdink?
Grandpa: Yes, yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
--The Princess Bride
"Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston, I think it's free beer night at the astrodome."
--The X-Files movie
Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again?
The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.
The Sphinx: Until you can master your rage...
Mr. Furious: Your rage will become your master? That's what you were gonna say, wasn't it?
The Sphinx: Not necissarily.
The Bowler: Waitasecond, what? No dad, he is not a commie nor a fruit! Sorry, sometimes his ignorance embarasses me.
Blue Raja: Pardon me, but am I to understand you've inserted your FATHER'S scull into that ball for bowling?
The Bowler: Nah... guy at the pro-shop did it.
--Mystery Men
I'm sure I'll come up with more later
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This is getting to be a fun thread!
Jay: Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit! It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit! It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files....ROSWELL style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image! OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS! Goddamn yous all to hell!
Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay: Boo boo kitty fuck?
Justice: That's...a start.
Jay: Eew, dude, she had 70's bush. Second rule of the road should be "Trim that shit".
Jay And Slint Bob Strike Back
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace -- shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Life of Brian
So many more but I don't wanna hog the whole thread.
Quote:
"No! You have no rights. There's no courtroom here, Captain. No tribunals, no attorneys, no justice, no mercy, no fairness, no hope, no last minute escape. You will walk through that door when you confess and not one second before."
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Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
This is getting to be a fun thread!
Yup
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So many more but I don't wanna hog the whole thread.
Why not? I am. I could use company.
I would have like to have seen Montana.
-Hunt for Red October.
Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.
Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love -- you think this happens every day?
Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Inigo Montoya: Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me?
Man in Black: Nothing comes to mind.
Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
Man in Black: Throw me the rope.
Vizzini: You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen!
=Princess Bride
God, I could go on all night with that movie.
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