Favorite Movie Quotes
POSTED BY: Lerxst
UPDATED: Monday, May 26, 2003 09:56
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Oh, a classic around here. This is what my Sicilian family quotes over and over whenever someone else (and sometimes ourselves) makes a stupid mistake. 
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah!
(Vizzini falls over dead)
Vizzini in Princess Bride
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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Quote:
Posted by Melee:
Dr. Frankenstein: Whose brain DID you grab?
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby... normal!
I LOVE THAT! Okay... just felt like telling you all.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
"You remind me of the babe."
"What babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
-Jareth & Goblins
I just have to say I love Labyrinth, but as a classic film fan, this actually is from another movie in which Cary Grant says
-You remind me of the man.
-What man?
-The man with the power.
And so on. Just had to have my say.
Nothing. Nothing. NOTHING, Tra la la!
-Inconceivable!
-You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
-Princess Bride
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Danny Vermin: You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE!
Johnny Dangerously: You got those. I like those on a woman.
Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.
Johnny Dangerously
One of the best no budget films ever:
Dante: Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante: How did he go?
Randal: He broke his neck.
Dante: You call that embarrassing?
Randal: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!
Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Clerks
One of my favorite films:
Ash: I'm fine... I'm fine...
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Evil Dead II
Quote:
"I guess it's the old joke. You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps. I suppose there is a .. certain attraction to being out here on the edge like this, a new frontier."
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You started it, Hottie!
(everybody): Thirty-seven!
(On a personal note, I have to say this in public at least once a month. My boss will ask me how many chairs we have in the exhibit and because I'm paranoid, I'll go count them and then I have to call him on the radio and say, "Thirty seven." He usually just says, "10-4. Thanks, Sarah." But I'm really afraid one of these days someone is going to say it that way. Luckily, we work with children.)
Randall: Man goes into cage. Cage goes into salsa. Sharks in the salsa. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Jersey Girl: Did he just say making fuck?!
Guy: Have you seen a pair of keys in here?
Randall: No time for love, Doctor Jones.
Guy: Fuckin' kids.
Jay: Noise, noise, noise, smokin' weed, doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Pack of reds, my brother man. Time to kick back, drink some beers and smoke some weed!
Sarah
I'm a dying breed who still believes, haunted by American dreams. ---Neko Case
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Barf: "Hi. I'm Barf. I'm a Mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."
Princess Vespa: "You son of a bitch! YOU SHOT MY HAIR!!"
Dark Helmet: "I hate it when my schwartz gets twisted!"
Dark Helmet: "Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN?"
Dark Helmet: "I bet she gives good helmet!"
--Spaceballs
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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!
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And, of course:
"Invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!" - Zim
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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Continueing in my lots of quotes from the same movie streak
CLERKS
Low I.Q. Video Customer: Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie last year?
Randal Graves: They never rent anything good either. They always choose the most intellectually devoid stuff on the rack.
Customer: Are either one of these any good?
[Randal ignores her.]
Customer: Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves: Nope.
Customer: [Turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves: Oh, they suck.
Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves: No, I wasn't.
Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...
Randal Graves: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves: Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me.
Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal Graves: And, I hope it feels good.
Customer: You hope WHAT feels good?
Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal Graves: You'll be missed.
Customer: Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves: [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.
Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
RANDAL: So they build another Death Star, right?
DANTE: Yeah.
RANDAL: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
DANTE: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.
RANDAL: And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
DANTE: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
RANDAL: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.
DANTE: And you figured it out?
RANDAL: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
DANTE: Basically.
RANDAL: So when they blew it up, no prob.
Evil is punished.
DANTE: And the second time around...?
RANDAL: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
DANTE: So?
RANDAL: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
DANTE: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
RANDAL: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
DANTE: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
RANDAL: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
The BLUE-COLLAR MAN joi
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My favorite quote is from a movie I don't remember the name. Hell, I don't even remember the story :-), but the scene plays in a men's bathroom and the main character has a miniaturized guy in him and talks to him during ...
Well suddenly his neighbor looks at him and says "Play with him, but don't talk to him!" (translated back from German synchronization).
Merl
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