Favorite Movie Quotes
POSTED BY: Lerxst
UPDATED: Monday, May 26, 2003 09:56
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Quote:
Originally posted by beannachd:
THought I'd bring down the intellectual level here for a moment. Sorry.
Why?
Professor Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?
Chris Knight: If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"
Mitch Taylor: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch Taylor: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
-Real Genius
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And giving Chevy Chase his due -
"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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One of my personal favourites from 'Mystery Men'...
"There's not enough beer in the world...sorry."
The Bowler to The Spleen
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gaebolga:
"I will make you suffer large, alien!" - Holo-Dib
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"Oh, you'll open your eyes, Dib. You have to breathe sometime." - Zim
* * * * *
"Well, I guess you win. Grr! Active self-destruct program!" - Zim
"Finally!" - Grr
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"I love them little tacos. I love them GOOOOD." - Grr
- All from Invader ZIM
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
Eee! Zim! More Zim:
"My goal was to pass probing day as a shlorbeast passes her young! Jiggly, and full of JUICE..."
"Won't the 'sploding hurt?"
"Awww... I wanted to explode."
"I'm a headless CLOWN!"
And of course:
"Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom... (etc.)"
And from some OTHER movies:
Anya: *wacks* Oh, oh I'm sorry! I... oh it's you. Well, that's alright then."
--Anastasia
Rouqfourt: Will you come quietly or do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh don't be stupid, of course we intend to resist. Just give us a moment, alright?
--The Three Muskateers
"Vould you like to go for a roll in ze hay? Itz fun, see! Roll, roll, roll in za hay! Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!"
--Young Frankenstien
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For Cynical Chris:
Some guy: What's that?
Chris: It's a laser, silly! Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?
Chris: Being the type of guys you are in the environment you're in, this may be the only chance you'll get to have sex.
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Dr. Frankenstein: Wasn't your hump on the other side?
Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There Wolf; There Castle!
Dr. Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.
[It starts to pour.]
--Young Frankenstien
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahetc:
For Cynical Chris:
Some guy: What's that?
Chris: It's a laser, silly! Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?
Chris: Being the type of guys you are in the environment you're in, this may be the only chance you'll get to have sex.
Yup.
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Frau Blucher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frankentein: No thank you.
Frau Blucher: Some warm milk perhaps?
Dr. Frankenstein: NO, thank you.
Frau Blucher: OVALTINE!
Dr. Frankenstein: NO, THANK YOU!
Dr. Frankenstein: *smoosh* Put the candle back.
Frau Blucher: Yes, it's true! He was my BOYFRIEND!
Dr. Frankenstein: Whose brain DID you grab?
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby... normal!
--Young Frankenstein
Little John: I'm sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls then we don't eat no rolls... I made that last bit up myself!
Prince John: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Prince John: Interesting name, "Latrine", how did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: Wait, you changed your name TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah, used to be "shithouse"
Latrine: I was THAT close... I touched it!
Rabbi: You just put your thingy in here and *snap* clip the tip!
Rabbi: It's good to be the king...
Blinken: I'm keeping watch.
Robin: You can't see.
Blinken: I'm... guessing! I'm guessing there's nobody coming this way...
Blinken: I can SEE! *smacks into a tree* Nope, I was wrong...
Robin: Because unlike SOME Robin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent.
--Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Could go all night with that one 
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Latrine: (Praying)Dear lord, if you should see fit to send me my one true love (Mervin falls through the roof) *Looks up* Thank you
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Quote:
Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
One last classic:
Pedro: How am I drivin' man?
Man: I think we're parked.
Up in Smoke
Hee hee. Love that movie.
Pedro: "Is that a joint, man? Dang, that's a quarter-pounder! Led Zeppeliiiiiinnnnnnn! Woooooo!"
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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!
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