Favorite Movie Quotes
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UPDATED: Monday, May 26, 2003 09:56
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Quote:
Posted by Christhecynic:
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
=Princess Bride
God, I could go on all night with that movie.
Oh I understand. Princess Bride happens to be another movie on my top ten list. You guys keep snatching the best ones, dang it! Inigo Montoya was what got me into fencing in the first place. He’s so cool.
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen:
Baron Munchausen: “I’m tired of the world… it’s all logic & reason now, science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this that & the other. No place for 3-legged cyclops from the south seas, no place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me.”
Baron Munchausen: “And that was only one of the many occassions on which I met my death, an experience which I don’t hesitate strongly to recommend.”
Hey, and nobody can forget Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Can I just quote the whole movie?
French Solider: “You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.”
King Arthur: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary.”
The Black Knight: “'Tis but a scratch.”
King Arthur: “A scratch?! Your arm's off.”
The Black Knight: “No it isn't.”
King Arthur: “Then what's that then.”
The Black Knight: “I've had worse.”
The Black Knight: “Have at you!”
King Arthur: “You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.”
The Black Knight: “Oh, had enough, aye?”
King Arthur: “Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.”
The Black Knight: “Yes I have.”
King Arthur: “Look!”
The Black Knight: “Just a flesh wound.”
I’m in the mood for old movies now. -------------------------------------
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle
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More Monty Python --
French Soldier: "I wave my privates at you! I fart in your general direction!"
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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!
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So many- so little time --I'll stay with the classics
"Say hello to my little friend" -Scarface 
"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper" -Star Wars
still thinking ---I think
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Quote:
Originally posted by christhecynic:
Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
That is so my favorite!
At the other end of the movie spectrum, let's do this:
Pumpkin: Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honeybbunny: Any of you fucking pigs move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
Butch: I think I broke a rib.
Fabienne: From the oral pleasure?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett!
Lance: But she's got a breastplate. Have to get through that. You gotta bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
Vincent: I gotta stab her three times?
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This was such a funny movie until t.v. got a hold of it and chopped it up:
Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!
Vacation
One of my favorite movies:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Lady: Nervous?
Striker: Yes.
Lady: First time?
Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: Yes I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.
Airplane
If you've never seen this one, see it:
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Life of Brian, Monty Python
One last classic:
Pedro: How am I drivin' man?
Man: I think we're parked.
Up in Smoke
Quote:
"I apologize. I'm .. sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell. .. As with everything else, it's the thought that counts."
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"Now we wait until they fall asleep, then Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and I sneak out of the rabbit and take them unawares." - Sir Bedevere
"Who sneaks out?" - King Arthur
"Eh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I...eh, sneak...eh, oo. Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...." - Sir Bedevere
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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"Sir Lancelot, the brave; Sir Galahad, the pure; and Sir Robin, the not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, who nearly fought the Dragon of Angor, who nearly faced up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill" - voice over
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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"She's got huge...tracts of land." - The King of Swamp Castle
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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"I will make you suffer large, alien!" - Holo-Dib
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"Oh, you'll open your eyes, Dib. You have to breathe sometime." - Zim
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"Well, I guess you win. Grr! Active self-destruct program!" - Zim
"Finally!" - Grr
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"I love them little tacos. I love them GOOOOD." - Grr
- All from Invader ZIM
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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What is the I apologize quote from? That sounds like a good one.
How about:
"What's my name? Say my name, bitch?"
"Hey, Stiffler, How's the pale ale?"
"Suck me, beautiful!"
And, of course:
"This one time, at band camp..."
THought I'd bring down the intellectual level here for a moment. Sorry.
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