Favorite Movie Quotes
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UPDATED: Monday, May 26, 2003 09:56
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Police: Are you human?
Dallas: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Lelu: Multipass!
The Fifth Element
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Awww!!! But you're missing out on some of the goodies!!
"Ryan... Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets."
-Connery to Baldwin in the Missile room. The Hunt For Red October.
"Get off the Nuclear warhead!!" - Armageddon
"Did you know we're sitting on 2 million gallons of fuel, a nuclear weapon and a thing with 270,000 moving parts that was built by the lowest bidder. Kinda makes you feel good dont it?" - Armageddon.
"Your muscles freeze, you can't breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out... But that's after your skin melts off" - The Rock
"Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."
"And some Skittles" - Bad Boys
Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said.
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"Give me some sugar baby"
"Groovy"
Bruce "Ash" Campbell-Evil Dead II
Quote:
"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."
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"Give me some sugar baby"
"Groovy"
Bruce "Ash" Campbell-Evil Dead II
"That's just pillow talk, baby."
"I am Jack's smirking revenge." Fight Club
"If I were an eighteenth century French general stuck in San Dimas, where would I go? Waterloo!!!" Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
"You're money, baby. You're money!" Swingers
Col. Mustard: This is war, Peacock! You cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs. Every cook'll tell you that.
Mrs. Peacock: But look what happened to the cook!
Clue ... and I could do Clue quote all day
"How very." Heathers
Okay, I could go on and on.
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"Where did you learn that?" - John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone)
"Watching Jackie Chan movies." - Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock)
- Demolition Man
- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."
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"You killed my hostage. You killed my hostage. You killed my hostage! [*gunshot*] Never do that again." - Mr. Gone
- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."
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Jonathan: You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
Carnal Knowledge
Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter: Good point.
Bob:If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter: Yeah.
Bob: Great.
Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.
Milton: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire.
Bill: Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Office space
Quote:
"Now, a headache I can get over. I'm not sure if I'm going to get over being dead anytime soon."
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"He's sulking in his tent like Achilles...Achilles? Greek hero? The Illiad? Read a book!" - Handy
[slightly later]
"Uh, he's sulking in his tent like a guy from Chile." - One-Ton
"Oh God, you're making us look bad!" - Handy
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"Dis is not mad science! Mad science is about doing bad sings to good people! Mit sicence!" - Professor Chromedome
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"Arthur! Monkey out of nowehre!" - The Tick
- All from The Tick animated series.
- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!
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I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free
It pissed the warden off someything aweful.
-Shawshank Redemption
Colonel Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there is no body else in this house?
Wadsworth: Ummm, no.
Colonel Mustard: Then there is someone else in this house?
Wadsworth: No, sorry. I said no meaning yes.
Colonel Mustard: No meaning yes? Look I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no?
Wadsworth: Ummm, no.
Colonel Mustard: No there is, or no there isn't?
Wadsworth: Yes.
later, same scene
Colonel Mustard: Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house.
Wadsworth: I told you there isn't!
Colonel Mustard: There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anbody else?
Wadsworth: Either, or both!
Colonel Mustard: Just give me a clear answer!
Wadsworth: Certainly!
[clears his throat]
Wadsworth: What was the question?
Colonel Mustard: Is there anybody else in the house!
All: NO!!!
Colonel Mustard: Well thats what he says... but does he know?
Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
Hudson: Express elevator to hell - going down!
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Mrs. White: Nobody can get into that position!
Prof. Plum: I'll show you.
Mrs. White: Get offa me!!!
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Wadsworth and Mrs. White: Let us in! Let us in!
Col. Mustard and Miss Scarlet: Let us out! Let us out!
Col. Mustard: You paid the blackmail! How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other womens?
Col. Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Col. Mustard: Five?
Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.
Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vunerable.
Col. Mustard: If I was the killer, I would kill you next! (beat) What? I said if!
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Take out the space before jpg. Didn't want to snatch bandwidth.
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