The Sereni-Tree: A Day At The Races
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 30, 2005 15:48
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* TheRealMe comes by with an industrial strength vacuum cleaner, sucking up all the Cozenbug bodies. When he sees Bluefishie he turns it off. *
Oh, hi, Fishie. Taking the kids out for a walk, I see!
Hey, I like that drawing of you.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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* Unable to turn her eyes away, Bride6 has Prudence canter over to Needleseye, who is still roasting Cozen-tarantulas on the beach of the island. *
Ewwwww.... You're not REALLY going to... EAT one of those, are you?
Yuck!
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PR and Serenity make it safe to the island. They watch as Bride6 parasails down ahead of them and jumps off Prudence, looking for a four leaf clover.
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* As Bride6 jumps back onto Prudence, the kisses start eating all the OTHER four-leaf clovers. *
Hey! That doesn't seem fair!
*Serenity scrambles for a four leafed clover, kicking kissies out of her way. She grabs a kissie, wrenches a clover out of its mouth and sends it flying across the meadow.*
gorram kissies! *she grumbles to herself.*
She leaps back on Patience and they bolt back to the shore and into the water.
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Quote:Uh! Look at that cheater!! Come on Ororo!
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Let’s go, Prudence!
* Bride6 guides Prudence back from the cliff edge a bit, then charges toward it. Prudence leaps into the air high above the lake. At that moment, Bride6 pulls a cord. Suddenly, a para-glider unfolds from Prudence’s saddlebags. Bride6 grabs the control cables dangling down from above, with which she steers the glider over the lake. *
We will have to thank Jet for rigging that up for us, right Prudence?
* They land on the shore of the island, somewhat ahead of their nearest competition. Nearby, Needleseye is roasting Cozentarantulas on the beach. *
Yuck!
* Bride6 hops off of Prudence, runs off to a meadow, and picks a four-leaf clover. With a smile, she runs back to Prudence, opens her saddlebacks, and lets loose some kissies. *
* As Bride6 jumps back onto Prudence, the kisses start eating all the OTHER four-leaf clovers. *
* From somewhere, Prudence has a fishie in her mouth. *
*She rushes out onto the grass and sets off into the trees.*
Hold on tight, Jake!!
*They come to a patch of grass, and their are kissies bouncing around, Ororo accidentally tramples two.*
Whoops...oh well, Needleseye would have just eaten them anyway.
*Suddenly Ororo stops and bucks PR and Jake7 off.*
Ouch! *PR lands next to Jake7 in the grass.* What are you doing! Thats very bad!!
*PR hops back on*
Come on Jake7!!
*She hops on behind PR*
Ororo! *Points* Away!
*Ororo storms off (hehe) and Pr didn't even notice that he has a four leaf clover stuck in his hair*
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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**jake7 clings to PR for dear life as they race along. She yells to him**
Hey, in case I forgot to tell you, thanks for pulling me out of the water!!
**she thinks to herself*
Ugh. Between the fall off the horse and riding, I'm gonna be mighty sore later!
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MAL: Everybody's makin' a fuss.
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Quote:
Originally posted by jake7:
**jake7 clings to PR for dear life as they race along. She yells to him**
Hey, in case I forgot to tell you, thanks for pulling me out of the water!!
**she thinks to herself*
Ugh. Between the fall off the horse and riding, I'm gonna be mighty sore later!
You're welcome! Hope you don't mind joining the race.
*He thinks to himself* Not to mention mighty sick.
Hey, stop eavesdropping on people's thoughts!
*Spies Bride6 and Prudence ahead.* CHEATER.
Hmm...TRM said no making Ororo fly...but he didn't say no cheating at all.
*Smirks*
*Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a wet bag of Piffle Oats.*
*He turns the bag upside down, trying to hold on to the reigns at the same time. The oats fall out but PR uses his mind to stop them falling, and gets them to hover alongside them. Then, the zoom forward at PR's will, and dance around Prudence's head, confusing the poor ditzy pony, and eventually getting it to run round in circles, much to Bride6's dismay.*
*During this time, PR, Jake7 & Ororo manage to get a little closer to their competition.*
Phase 1 complete.
*The oats now have fallen to the floor...and Patience is giong at a gallop again.*
Jake7, please take the reigns.
It's time for phase 2.
*PR grips the stirrup (at least, I think thats what it's called) and leans down at the side of Ororo, trying to hold on...he reaches down and picks something up off the floor*
Gotcha!
*He pulls himself back up, and opens his hand. It's one of Cozen's tarantulas. At PR's will, the spider is zoomed forward, where it is planted on Bride6's back.*
Phase 2 complete. I know she'll love that.
Ooh, I hope it was defanged!PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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Hullo TRM, thank goodness you're getting rid of the bugs.
*walks past TRM to see whats going on outside*
Wonder if I can find Lissa or Piffle and have some more jones...
And maybe find a Piffleponie that can be trained to live near, and not nibble on, blue fishies.
^by my friend Yoko, and interprentation of me
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Unable to turn her eyes away, Bride6 has Prudence canter over to Needleseye, who is still roasting Cozen-tarantulas on the beach of the island. *
Ewwwww.... You're not REALLY going to... EAT one of those, are you?
Yuck!
*holds a charred tarantula leg offering toward Bride6. Still chewing*
..mmm hmmm! tastshs lahk chikunmmmm..
*crisped fuzzy leg poking out of lips, she pushes in daintily with fingertip*
*poof*
*tarantula abdomen explodes in fire*
ooh! looksh lahk marshmallowsmmmm... *crunching*
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*cough*
*Consciousness is a large herd of crazed Arabian stallions galloping on cement, is Niagara Falls plummeting upon a massive tin roof.*
*His vision is fogged from steam issuing from his ample forehead. Indeed, from head to toe he is sodden.*
*With an excruciating effort, he wills his eyes to look up. The information they gather reveals what is apparently the business end of a... hose? It requires several moments for him to focus further. Gradually, an image forms, that of a hominid. A white beard, spectacles....*
Ugh. TheRealHim, laughing!
All is lost.
*His hands attempt to form fists, but the effort is weak. It is all he can do to wipe some of the snot from his nose and spit blood through his teeth.*
*He is reduced to wasting precious energy on ranting.*
Molly! Martha... hovercraft? Spiderdinner. Why'd I give away my gorram helicopter?! The pain. The pain. Creme brulee. My first kiss just for the adventure of it was in a linen closet and is that meaningful? Inarachocolate.
***
This has not been my best day ever.
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Quote:
Originally posted by needleseye:Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* Unable to turn her eyes away, Bride6 has Prudence canter over to Needleseye, who is still roasting Cozen-tarantulas on the beach of the island. *
Ewwwww.... You're not REALLY going to... EAT one of those, are you?
Yuck!
*holds a charred tarantula leg offering toward Bride6. Still chewing*
..mmm hmmm! tastshs lahk chikunmmmm..
*crisped fuzzy leg poking out of lips, she pushes in daintily with fingertip*
*poof*
*tarantula abdomen explodes in fire*
ooh! looksh lahk marshmallowsmmmm... *crunching*
Eeeew!
* Bride6 recoils from Needleseye. *
But that’s just… just...
Eeeew!
* Suddenly, Prudence jumps around wildly, trying to snap at the oats that PsychicRiver is levitating around her head. Bride6 holds the reins tightly as she tries to regain control. *
Prudence! Stay STILL!
* Then, Bride6 notices the huge spider that PsychicRiver so kindly deposited on her shoulder. She bats at it, wildly but ineffectively. *
EEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
* The shriek echoes off the nearby cliffs. Bride6 faints and falls off Prudence and onto the hard ground. Flying oats forgotten, Prudence bends her neck down to Bride6 and slurps up the spider from her shoulder. Prudence chews on it happily. *
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