The Sereni-Tree: A Day At The Races
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 30, 2005 15:48
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
* TheRealMe strolls up to the starting line, * TheRealMe fires a round into the sky, and the racers take off at blinding speed. *
SQUAWRK!!!
* A lump of brightly colored feathers falls to the ground at TheRealMe’s feet. *
Molly?
*lissa sees molly's fate, and cries.*
~lissa, retired spwhore
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* Since TheRealMe bothered to read the CPR pamphlet that SimonWho distributed (after the doctor's own near demise), TheRealMe knows what to do! He drops to his knees and instantly begins administering CPR to the sad little bird. But when the sun is blotted out, he glances up with one eye. *
Hmmmmm... Cozenspiders....
Lots.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Hmmmmm... Cozenspiders....
Lots.
*lissa sees the spiders...and FREAKS OUT. she climbs into a box and hides.*
~lissa, retired spwhore
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*Rushes through the spiderrain cryin and screaming*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
MOLLY!
MG!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? EMERGENCY!
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*The madly replicating cozenroaches advance upon the pifflepony barn in a suicidal diversionary assault. Meanwhile, 2/3ds of the tarantulas simply march straight on through the dandelion meadows, while the remaining third hump it wide along the beach.*
*This leaves the entire Black Widow force free, via a typical flanking manouever, to insinuate themselves upon the undefended Sereni-Tree....
***
Vive la parrots libre!
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* While TheRealMe (in the midst of CPR) is trying to figure out exactly how to "pinch the nose" of Molly the Parrot, Molly angrily bites his finger. *
Ah! Success!
* TheRealMe sucks his bleeding finger and looks closer at Molly. *
Oh, I guess I just "winged" you... Literally. Well, I'll just have to get you to the Infirmary, now.
* TheRealMe gazes up at the Cozenspiders swarming over the Sereni-Tree, and sighs. *
Not again!
* With Molly cradled gently in one arm, TheRealMe creates a dimensional portal. As he steps through, he pulls a tube of Knibblet's Supendous Sun-Screen And Insect Repellant from his back pocket. *
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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*All the splishy splashy toes in the water stops. Needleseye, watches the water as the ripples move outward, clearing the reflection. Something odd. Focuses hearing some rustling noises, lots of em.
Looks up, yeah, lots of em.*
Ponders her position on island, and many spiders on the shoreline. How long til their hairy little bodies cross the water?*
*shudders*
hmmm...
*inspiration!*
*Gathers sticks and dry driftwood, and starts a little campfire with an eyeglass from some crusty 'ol sailor she chewed up once. Looks for one good stick for impaling, and patiently waits for the impending spidey roast.*
wonders to self~ Do tarantulas taste like s'mores?
A spider sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
(Emily Dickinson)
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Originally posted by Piffle101:
M-A-Double T! MATT! Once again, Matt!!
Wooh! Go Matt!
*begins another cheers from her cheerleading days she's not proud of*
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Originally posted by Jazaf:
'Don't worry PR. I got your back. Go Ororo!'
Wohooo! Cheerleaders!
*Shot fires! Ororo storms off (get it!? get it?!) and then PR hears the fateful squawk and tugs on the reigns to stop Ororo, he looks round and sees Molly.*
Oh dear...oh dear...oh dear.
*The other races have stopped too. They look at each other in confusion.*
Serenity: Whats that sound?
*A swarm of Cozen-roaches suddenly flows over the hill.*
Uh-oh.
Giddy up, giddy up!!!
*Ororo storms off!!*
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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* Bride6 charges up the hill to the cliff, determined to continue with the race. *
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*Serenity and Patience hi-tail it after PR and Ororo, fleeing the swarming cozenroaches. *
PR! Quick, head for the water! If we can reach the island, we should be safe.
*Patience and Ororo jump into the lake and begin to swim across.*
Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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