The Sereni-Tree: A Day At The Races
POSTED BY: TheRealMe
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 30, 2005 15:48
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Oh...My God!! A thread about my very own Piffleponies!! *SQUEE!!!*
*is on cloud 9!* 
I dont wear underwear...You know that...I mean!?!
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Sorry, PsychicRiver, I thought you named your pifflepony after a certain storm-causing mutant.
* TheRealMe finishes shackling a still clothing-challenged Droppy to his new mount, the pifflepony "Penitence". *
Huh! All this and only four contestants? And one of those serving under duress? Come on, all of you pifflepony enthusiasts! Get off the sidelines and join the race!
The lineup is now:
PsychicRiver on Orora
Serenity on Patience
Bride6 on Prudence
DroppyMcCool on Penitence
* TheRealMe starts loading the starting gun. *
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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*still hasn't gotten up from her seat infront of the fishie tank*
"It's okay, they all know me here."
I am in no way responsible for any questions of faith after talking to me.
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Quote:Oh, I thought I did... *sigh* now I'm condused.
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Sorry, PsychicRiver, I thought you named your pifflepony after a certain storm-causing mutant.
*Goes to his pifflepony.* Erm, yeah, I'm renaming you Ororo.
Thanks Me.
Quote:
*lissa and ath sit with ash and start making signs to cheer on serenity.
Hey, where are my cheerleaders?PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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M-A-Double T! MATT! Once again, Matt!!
Wooh! Go Matt!
*begins another cheers from her cheerleading days she's not proud of*
I dont wear underwear...You know that...I mean!?!
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* TheRealMe strolls up to the starting line, holding the starting pistol. *
Well, I had hoped for more entries, but I suppose we should get this race going! Anyone else who enters will just have to catch up. Thank you four for entering the contest. I wish you all luck!
* TheRealMe points the starting pistol into the air and takes a deep breath. *
READY!
* The piffleponies tense up, prepared to leap forward. *
SET!
* The excitement is contagious. The crowd holds its collective breath! *
GO!
* TheRealMe fires a round into the sky, and the racers take off at blinding speed. *
SQUAWRK!!!
* A lump of brightly colored feathers falls to the ground at TheRealMe’s feet. *
Molly?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Jazaf's laughter at the bird's misfortunes is quickly lost in the neighs and whinnies of the piffleponies.
'Don't worry PR. I got your back. Go Ororo!'
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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*looks for first gear...unsuccessfuly. Hesitantly says*
Giddy...up?
"This is not a time for extraordinary men."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
TheRealMe fires a round into the sky, and the racers take off at blinding speed.
SQUAWRK!!!
A lump of brightly colored feathers falls to the ground at TheRealMe’s feet.
Molly?
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
*
Was kinda getting into the zen of stirring the dandelion mash, workin' out the quantum mechanics needed to explain what be going on at the very centre of the swirlies, when he hears the "shot". His thought train derailed, and drawn by the abruptly shocking sound of the pistol, cozen hies to the appropriate Sereni-garden window that allows for a peek upon the pifflepony proceedings.*
*And sees... Molly, mortally wounded by an errant gunshot. Happy birdy plummeting off of the mortal coil. Quickly tracking the correct trajectory, cozen determines the origin of the fatal bullet.*
*Looking maybe a little flustered, yet clearly holding the smoking gun, is none other than TheRealMe.*
Oh dearest Mai, things were going so well .... Frolicking and general happiness, horsy racing, poetry on the beach, dandelion wine.
*Rationality? Empathy? Forgiveness? Common Decency? Bah! These things empty from cozen's soul quicker than the best vacuuming systems can drain the average human male of all its blood.*
I am righteous, and REVENGE, though ultimately emtpty and unfulfilling, shall be mine!
*The surviving replicant cozenroaches plumment to earth, and begin multiplying with extreme efficiency.*
Sorry, Mal-licious. However, TheRealHe has ignited my wrath. Ergo, spiders. Lots of creepy arachnids!
*128 billion black widows and another 128 billion Tarantula heavy infantry suddenly surround the Sereni-Tree Dandelion Patch.*
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Sometimes there's room for error. Others, there's only psychotic retaliation.
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*Captain Ebonezer, without even reading whats going on in the thread, pops in with a little musical number.*
I am not yet dead. I'm alive, well, and very, very lazy. But I still love you all. A lot.
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