CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #36
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, August 1, 2005 15:09
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Well this is one kind of horrific. Seems Jayne has, courtesy of this week's winner, RYCE, finally achieved Sainthood.
"Upstairs" must be equal to the FOX offices, cuz only they could make such an egregious error so flawlessly. ;) Okay, onto this week, a special appearance of everyone's favorite prairie harpy...
KAYLEE: Mine's the nicest! Engine room that is...I think you're gonna come with me!
BWAH!
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It was the standard hitchhiking scam: an attractive girl to pull the spaceship over then the other eight all grab a lift too.
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KAYLEE: All that protein sure does make ya constipated!
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Little known fact about Kaylee: The ability to levitate a Pop-Tart while doing her best Bugs Bunny!
"That's the buffet table....."
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"You are getting very sleepy as you stare into the whirly spiral... you are totally relaxed, totally suggestible... you will ride with us..."
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Kaylee's can-can dancing entertained the crew, but nobody expected her to be able to kick so high.
Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Follow this rainbow to me lucky charms! Woo Hoo.
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Kaylee: You think THAT'S weird! You should see what the Captain and Jayne are doing behind my umbrella.
If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!
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Quote:
After she used the electronic thumb, the Vorgons were going to throw off the unwanted passenger, but they couldn't. She was just so darn cute!
OR:
Jewel: I give Serenity "Thumbs Up!"
Joss: (OS) You had better.
OR:
Mal to Simon offscreen:
Mal: (OS) Watch this...Kaylee!
Kaylee: Yes, Cap'n?
Mal: (OS) I just saw a field of strawberries!
Kaylee: (After making the expression you see in the picture) WHEW!!! I think I just had one, sir!
Simon: (OS) Whoa...That's hot!
OR:
Playing Kaylee in the Sims:Firefly patch would have been easier, but her parasol kept knocking her status diamond down.
OR:
Kaylee: I'd ask you onto the ship, but it appears to be raining giant pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
OR:
Kaylee: This umbrella makes me seem freespirited and alive. You, with all your luggage seem heavy-burdened, and near death. Wanna sail in our Firefly, Grampa?
Book: (OS) I never married.
More later...I hope...
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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