CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #36
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, August 1, 2005 15:09
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actually, that's pretty decent, especially for a first try. With the knowledge of the off-camera things.....hilarious stuff.
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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Originally posted by manwithpez:
Playing Kaylee in the Sims:Firefly patch would have been easier, but her parasol kept knocking her status diamond down.
This one! I like this one.
www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"
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Oh joy! Capn's playing back his stint on Buffy. Let's go watch!
-Taylor
The Uncharted Outlaw!
Read My Words:
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KAYLEE:"Come on board Serenity!Best ride since Inara Serra, who ALSO flies on this boat."
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JOSS(os):"Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck."
JEWEL:"Well, i WOULD, but this parasol really isn't ME, you know?"
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JOSS(os):"Quiet on the set! Unless you're poultry."
JEWEL:"But this parasol is so darn distracting!"
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JEWEL:"Man, this prop really stinks!"
NATHAN(os):"Yeah, stinks like AWESOME!!!!"
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KAYLEE:"Look into the spinny parasol-type thingy.....you'll come on our boat, and our boat only...."
BOOK(os):"I will come on your boat.....only your boat....but at half your suggested price....."
KAYLEE:"Okay....welcome aboard the...wait...HEY!!!"
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Kaylee shows Inara how she picks up travellers by showing them her fake "Sex Face".
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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*singing*"Just a spoonfull of protein
Helps the strawberries go down,
The strawberries go down,
The strawberries go down.
Just a spoonfull of protein
Helps the strawberries go down,
In a most delightful way!"
Kaylee Poppins! 
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Jewel: Hey Nathan....
(next pic - flipping him the bird!)
I love it!
And now on to my captions:
Kaylee gives her Captain No-pants an enthusiastic thumbs up.
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Our cheerful Kaylee is the only person in the 'verse who will not give Vogon poetry two thumbs down.
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Kaylee: Damn right, no power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Kaylee: Was that just a proposition, Book? I thought you were a Shepherd! Don't the Bible got some pretty specific things to say about solicitation?
Book (OS): Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of watching.
(Yeah, I know this last one was pretty horrific)
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Kaylee: Right this way to The Island, folks!
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Lights. Camera. Poptarts!!!! Aaahhhh!!!!
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Yeah? Then guess where I last had my thumb, puddin’ plum?
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Kaylee shows us just how hilarious it is hitting someone with a closed fist.
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Kaylee is just happy that she just kicked her ‘thumb sucking’ habit.
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Passer-by (sneering): You’re pretty young to be a Parasol Girl.
Kaylee: You’re pretty young to be a jerk.
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Jayne: Can I get sexed now?
Kaylee: Right this way! Captain Tightpants is waiting!
Mal (OS): Hey!!! You’re supposed to be selling rides!
Zoe (OS): Thought she was, sir.
KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ --Gizzie
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Mama's gonna roll a 7, then it's 'Hellooooo new catalyzer!'
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Nathan (OS): Damn! There go my pants again.
Jewel (giggling): Ssshh! You're distracting me! Umm ... next time, could there be underwear?
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"She was all naked and ... articulate."
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The communal male workout going on behind her, with excited hand-gestures Kaylee tries to convey to Inara the fact that without his shirt, the uptight doctor with the lily-white hands is a bona-fide hottie.
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"She was all naked and ... articulate."
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