CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #34
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, August 22, 2005 17:50
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Mal lost it when he discovered the rest of the crew were actually Cylons.
"That's the buffet table....."
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The crew succumbed to Space Madness and began to Riverdance .....
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Ok, first time at this and it's gonna be bad, but here goes:
Mal(Singing): "I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance, I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance..."
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Mal: "It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips..."
Hey, I said it was gonna be bad.
"I am friendly." -Charlie, Land Of The Dead
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Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:Quote:
(This one's a little complicated)
When the crew woke up, they found that they could no longer speak at all. Mal used hand gestures to mimic a stake to the heart, but it was wildly misinterpreted by the rest of the crew.
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Oh my! I just love a Firefly/ Hush cross over!!!!
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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.
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The Jayne-in-a-thong intervention is not going as well as the crew had hoped.
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden. 
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Mal(singing): You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about...
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Mal: Holy go se! Rewind that scene with Inara in the bath!
Inara (whispering to Kaylee): No one told me there was surveillance cameras on board...
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Mal: And then the cat made a face like this when I hit it...
Crew (in unison): *groan* Not this again!
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Mal: Ah 1 and ah 2 and...
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Mal: Hey, Jayne! Do that thing, with the stuff, y'know, the whaddyacallit with the whozeewhatzit. I mean, use the thingamabob on the doohickey and make it do that gobbleygook.
Jayne(os): Huh?
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Mal: Okay, people! Once more, with FEELING!
BWAH!
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As Mal tries to teach the crew the Electric Slide, everyone looks on as he succeeds in giving himself an atomic wedgie of epic proportion.
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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."
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Mal: You dirty rat! You shot my bruddah!
Crew (thinking): Worst. Cagney. Ever.
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Mal: Hey Guys, Let's practice shootin'!
Zoe thinks: I don't need no stinkin' Practice
Wash thinks: Why does Mal always get to pick the games?
Kayle thinks: I don't Like Guns
Inaura thinks: why should I shoot a Gun? When I still have my looks??
Mal: On Three... 1..2..3.. " pwa.. pwa.. pwa.."
Rest of Crew thinks: Captin's lost his mind. but hey.. the joke's on him... 'cause we're not gonna play THAT game!
"Mine's The Nicest"
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MAL(to Jayne OS):"FOR THE LAST TIME: It's hip-step-step-hip-step-step-hip, not hip-step-hip-hip-step-hip-hip!! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano?!?!?!?"
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