CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #34
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, August 22, 2005 17:50
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The Serenity crew gives up a life of crime to become street performers. Mal is very skilled in the art of the robot.
Keep shiny!
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Mal: Now how long do I have to stand like this?
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Mal: What's my line again?
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(OS) Simon: You know, I didn't think the cardboard cutouts would work, but...
Mal: Hey, since when have I given you reason to doubt me?
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OH MY GOD JAYNE! What are you and Saffron doing with that Rain Stick? That's just wrong dude. YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!
Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"
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OH MY GOD JAYNE! What are you doing with that inflatable Saffron doll? Dude, you are so going to burn in HELL!
Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"
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OH MY GOD JAYNE! What are you doing with that inflatable Saffron doll? Dude, you are so going to burn in HELL!
Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"
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Jayne shows the crew what his daring escape and rescue plan was to save Mal from Atherton Wing. Having heard it already, the rest of the crew wasn't as shocked as Mal at Jayne's nekkidness.
Inara: *yawn*
Kaylee: *snicker*
Wash (thinking): Where is my Dimetrodon?
Zoe: I can hurt you...
Mal: You were gonna get na-GAH!!!
Jayne(OS): Pretty cunning don't ya think?
(sure, the quotes aren't necessary, but is ANY of this really necessary? *grin*)
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Mal(to Book OS): Okay, again from the beginning. You were at the Abbey, with Jayne, in a hot tub, nekkid, why?
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Nathan: So I say "The day we make a Firefly movie is the day I spank my hoe-tze" *motions with hand* and that is when Joss handed me the script.
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Mal gives the secret sign of the Browncoat movement...or so he thought. Shortly after this scene, he was mauled by Terrifying Space Monkeys who did not appreciate him signing "spank all the monkeys and stuff them up my pee goo".
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Mal (motioning with hands to Jayne OS): Plow, rainstick, man-parts, weapon, pecker...it doesn't matter how poetical you get about it, Jayne, I ain't playin' horseshoes with it.
(okay, enough of my smutty mind, y'all get back to it!)
BWAH!
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Mal: "Ok, so the first movement is, put your left hand on your hip, and outstretch the other and point to a random thing at the corner where the wall meets the ceiling......"
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Mal: "You did WHAT?!?!?
Jayne: "I sold out Simon and River for a million credits."
(beat)
Jayne: "April Fools!"
Mal: "IT'S JULY!!!"
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Mal: "We've got HOW MANY days left?"
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Mal: "The screenings sold out in HOW LONG?"
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Mal: "What rank have the DVD's reached?"
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The crew couldn't hide the footage any longer. All they could do was stay as composed as they could while Mal gazed in horror at the video of himself naked in the desert.
or, something more serious
Mal/Nathan: "So, what you're saying is, we're signed for at least 3, but only if this first one does well?"
Joss (OS): "Correct."
Mal/Nathan: "Wash, fire up the engines and take us outta the world. We've got some Browncoats that need assemblin'."
I may or may not think up more before this is over.
There are some funny ones so far! And this has only been up for a day! I'm thinkin' we might need 10 options again this week and more than 2 votes! If that's ok....heh.
"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie
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CAMERAMAN #1(os):"Whoa. Good group shot."
JOSS(os)(gleefully):"Isn't it?"
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The rest of the cast tried their hardest not to laugh, while Nathan acted out the scene without realizing he had split his pants again, and his undergarments (or lack of) were easily visible to anyone behind him.
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MAL:"Welcome to the Serenity House of Companions!! Now on your left you will see our more feminine and emoting folk, while on your right you will see our more muscular-type companions! And for a special price, you can see our special "Themed companions!" Such as our "rough mercenary", "Uptight Doctor", "Crazy Sister", and our most popular among kinky folk, the "Mysterious Preacher"!!!
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(from the commentary on the Serenity pilot)
NATHAN(singing):"HEY How ya doin!!!"
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BIG MEAN-LOOKING GUY(os)(whispering):"Why are you making all these large hand-gestures?"
MAL(also whispering):"Same as why these guys are behind me: so the people looking at us right now think we're doing something important. Sshhhh...."
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J.K. Rowling(os):"GIVE ME THOSE COPIES OF HARRY POTTER #6 BACK NOW!!!THOSE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE OUT YET!!!"
MAL:"Awww but we weren't gonna read 'em until the release date, honest!"
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More to come!!!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal: And a little bit of this and a little bit of that and shake your bum!
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Simon: Sorry but you moved after the music stopped Captain, you're out.
Mal(to himself): It's my gorram ship, ruttin jumped up doctor from the core.
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River and Simon are in the wings ready, after Book shouted,"he needs back up"
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Mal: You can have Kaylee if you want Shepherd, to even the sides up, she's pretty good at basketball now.
I must say, this has been my fave caption tightpants for ages, not convinced i've done all my possible entry's tho, shall see.
Points to the captain plannet referance, wetting myself i was!
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