USS SereniTREE: A Tale of Two Trees
POSTED BY: TheGreyJedi
UPDATED: Sunday, July 24, 2005 12:55
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Deuce: Hey, where are the others who came with on the General Grant? Weren’t they right behind us?
Jet: Oh, I sent them off to secure the other levels of the ship and to help in the common room. I didn’t think we’d need’em. This is a straightforward job.
*As part of the General Grant Invasion Force, Ath makes his way to the common room. Knowing he can't kill any of the evil twins, lest he kill their good side as well, Ath is armed with a truncheon and a Spam Gun. Expecting an assault, Ath brought along some C4 and detonaters. With these he slowly makes his way to the common room.*
*Ath enters the common room to find it in chaos. Kissies are being killed everywhere, Spam is covering most of the walls.*
Lissa! Where are you?!
*Ath's shout catches the attention of Evil Serenity, who immediately charges at Ath, weilding her twin katanas. Ath cooly fires his Spam Gun, but it has no effect on ES."
Crap...
*Ath drops his gun and raises his truncheon just in time to block ES's strike. He ducks her next blow, then tries to sweep her feet. Serenity laughs and spreads her wings, hovering a few inches above the ground. Evil Serenity continues her assault, driving Ath back. All of a sudden, Ath gets a shocked look on his face.*
Is that..Orlando Bloom?
*As ES spins around to see, Ath clubs her on the back of the head. Evil Serenity drops like a stone. (Is this 3 times now? Poor ES. Always getting concussed. Just like Giles.)*
*Ath bends down and grabs ES's katanas, tucking them into his belt as he runs into the common room, looking for his darling Lissa.*
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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* River-clone gladly accepts help from Bluefishie. She decides that increasing the spin of the Armor Treet blob as it exits the muzzle of the spamgun will have the desired effect. But suddenly, River-clone stops all movement and sadly stares straight into Bluefishie’s eyes. *
River-clone: It’s not like they wanted to go out to lunch. Or to be it.
* River-clone’s eyes then focus on the nearby Needleseye. *
* Suddenly quite scaley and dark eyed, Needleseye rips off her clothing. Her lower limbs have become finned, tentacle-like appendages. She begins to mouth indistinguishable words full of sub-sonics, which soon becomes a heavy rolling sound that vibrates throughout the False Sereni-Tree. *
* Unable to restrain herself any longer, Needleseye slithers over the railing and leaps down into a sea of swirling kissies. She grabs several kissies, one in each of her tentacles. Needleseye's song takes on a piercing pitch and the kissies begin to bleed from all their orifices. The last note of the song, clear and perfect, shatters the kissies’ heads, and rings in the ears of everyone else in the common room. *
* Needleseye licks the stumps that were the kissies’ necks. She gleefully samples first one, then another. When those are finished, she grabs some more. The remaining kissies scatter in terror, no longer under the control of Bride5 and Bride6. *
Needleseye: Mmmmm... Tastes like chicken!
* Bride6 gapes in horror. *
* Bride5 pulls out a com-link. *
Bride5: Ath? Can you hear me? This is Bride5. See if you can make your way to the common room. Lissa is here. We’re going to need you to make more kissies!
* Bride6 points down into the common room. *
Bride6: There’s Ath now! He just smacked Serenity upside the head!
NOTE: This scene was authorized by Needleseye (sorta).
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River-clone: It’s not like they wanted to go out to lunch. Or to be it.
*Blue is confused at the statement, until Needleseye goes bonkers on the poor innocent kissies*
Bluefishie: Oh my goodness. What happened?!?
*Blue simply puts her hands over her mouth and watches the carnage with big eyes*
Bluefishie: I was just getting used to them too...
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*Rat feels something weird in his pocket, but ignores it.*
Rat, Acquisitions Officer - Uss SereniTREE.
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*Emma keeps trying to transport to her real spaceship. Upon failing for the zillioth time she does some magical jiggerypokery on her scanners (which is far too complicated to explain) and has an idea...reverse the tachyon flow. A-ha! Of course, that always works in such circumstances.
She flicks the conveniently named 'reverse tachyon flow' switch and bingo...RAT appears on her ship.*
What the hell are you doing here? RAT immediately looks bemused and then attempts to tie Emma to any available surface to test her evilness level.
extremely dimensionally transcendental
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Bride5: Ath? Can you hear me? This is Bride5. See if you can make your way to the common room. Lissa is here. We’re going to need you to make more kissies!
* Bride6 points down into the common room. *
Bride6: There’s Ath now! He just smacked Serenity upside the head!
*Lissa, hidden behind the bar, watches the kissie carnage in horror. She remembers making those kissies, and their deaths sadden her...especially because she doesn't know where her dear Ath is, so they can't make more.*
"Lissa..."
*Lissa turns around, and Ath is standing behind her, looking quite heroic after the brave assault on his sister's head. Lissa smiles.*
Ath! You know...it's nice and...private...behind the bar, here.
*KISSIE ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
~lissa, spwhore
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* Needleseye, back in a more human shape, is licking her fingers when the new kissies appear, spilling out from behind the bar. *
Oh, no thanks! I'm stuffed! Couldn't eat another bite!
* Up on the balcony, Bride6 faints. *
NOTE: Needleseye in no way authorized THIS scene.
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Above the common room, a searing white hot blade cuts a circle in the ceiling. Jazaf kicks the circle free and sticks his head through to survey the scene.
Jazaf's jaw drops as he sees the carnage below him. Dozens of mangled and utterly destroyed kissies litter the ground as the evil twins (Jazaf can only assume)are eventually backed into a corner.
'I think I'll sit this fight out. Looks a bit to off the wall at the moment for me to help.'
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Newest Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
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*As they round the corner, outraged voices and screams of horror can be heard. The kissie stops dead in its tracks. Mai notices they have finally come upon another vent next to the cabinets in the common room. Picking up the now shaking kissie Mai peers through the slats. What she sees makes her sick to her stomach and panic begins to set in.*
*Turning around and maunevering onto her back, Mai scoots slightly back and kicks the vent with all her might. The panel clatters to floor and Mai and the little kissie jump to the ground landing a mere few feet behind the EviMai.*
YOU ARE SO GOING TO PAY YOU STUPID WENCH!
*EviMai spins around weakly losing more energy by the moment. She attempts to lunge forward. As her hand comes up to close around her better halfs throat she stops short staring at Mai as she raises her hands palm out and a strange but very strong light begins to emit from her fingers. "Seein' as I had a lot of free time in that little hole of yours I've discovered a handly little talent."
The light grows stronger, but does not affect anyone in the room except for EviMai. As the light hits her eyes she drops to her knees and curls into a ball. PLEAsE MAKE IT STOP! DEAR GOD IM GOING BLIND!
"Oh I'll make it stop all right."
*The light begins to shrink and focus into ten small beams connecting from Mai's fingertips to those of EviMai. The cords of light begin too draw EviMai face to face with Mai and for a moment she appears to flicker and then walk through Mai like a ghost. As the shadowy figure fades she simply melts into Mai.*
Huh... interesting. Oh hey guys I'm back! What did I miss?
*Mai immediately goes pale and slumps to floor as the light from her hands disappears once more.
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Mai!
*Serenity, hiding behind the big couch with several of the other girls, sees Mai confront the EvilMaiClone, watches in amazement at her new fire power, and then gasps in horror as she slumps to the floor.*
MG, Jake7! Help me grab Mai!
*The three women run out and grab Mai, half dragging, half carrying her back behind the couch.*
"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." ~Jerry Garcia
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